teen

When used by online pornographers, a person between the ages of 18 and 25 (approximately)

Youngest teens on the web! (all models 18 or over)

by Linton July 11, 2003

what-what?

Very old-fasioned upper-class British expression seeking agreement with whatever you've just said. Similar to "don't you think?"

She's a fine piece of totty, what-what?

by Linton February 16, 2004

jocks

Plural of jock. US slang for the thick-but-amiable athletic types that always do well socially.

Why do cheerleaders always date jocks?

by Linton November 06, 2003

dot com

Any internet-based company whose sole purpose is to make money fast, and whose principle achievement so far is to have lost nearly all the cash they started with.

Would you like to invest in my dot com?

by Linton July 11, 2003

hemorrhage

1. Rapid, uncontrollable bleeding. 2. To lose money, friends etc at an alarming rate or in a seemingly unstoppable cycle.

His company had hemorrhaged a billion dollars, his furious temper meant he was hemorraging friends at the rate of five a day, so he shot himself and hemorrhaged all over the carpet.

by Linton July 11, 2003

braindead

Literally, when somebody's brain has stopped functioning such that they will never regain conciousness, hence coloquially somebody who is idiotic, dumb or clueless beyond belief. Similar to "too stupid to live".

You dented my car, you braindead fuck!

by Linton July 11, 2003

tragic

Catastrophic, devoid of hope, without possibility of redemption.

Usage:

1. Melodramatically to make light of a minor misfortune, or a catastrophe that you don't think others will take seriously.

2. As a dismissive insult aimed at a person or object.

3. As an exclamation of incredulity. Similar to "Oh my god!", "No way!", "What does he think he's doing?", but perhaps most akin to "I can't bear to look", said while jostling for the best view.

1. It's tragic, I'm out of green lipstick!
2. That dress is tragic.
3. That nerd is really going to ask a cheerleader out - tragic!

by Linton July 11, 2003