Oh no, Steve banged your mom & sister . . . at the same time!?!?!?
That is funky cold medina brother.
That is funky cold medina brother.
by lift-ticket July 31, 2006
A woman with tits as big as her head.
She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters.
She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters.
Damn, that chick has some humongus titties, she's a fuckin' three-headed monster. (3 headed monster)
by lift-ticket July 29, 2006
1. Acronym for Cheap Hair Spray.
2. Term used to describe a skank.
3. The "cheap hair spray odor" is unmistakable & used to describe skanky or slutty women w/o them knowing what you are saying . . . until now.
2. Term used to describe a skank.
3. The "cheap hair spray odor" is unmistakable & used to describe skanky or slutty women w/o them knowing what you are saying . . . until now.
by lift-ticket July 29, 2006
large hanging pussy lips.
when the lips of the pussy visibly sway from wind or subtle body movement & are usually easily visible from the rear end.
clippers are usually discolored & very loose from being worn out or well-aged, or both.
when the lips of the pussy visibly sway from wind or subtle body movement & are usually easily visible from the rear end.
clippers are usually discolored & very loose from being worn out or well-aged, or both.
As she was changing the light bulb, her clippers dangled tween her thighs . . . "Put some panties on Heather, Please!!", I exclaimed in arousal & disqust.
by lift-ticket July 29, 2006
a.k.a. - pecker splash,water wiener,dick dip, cock splash, etc.
Dick dunk is a term used when you cop a squat to take a shit & your pecker tip dangles down into the toilet water. An absolutely horrible occurance that requires an immediate sink splash.
Dick dunk is a term used when you cop a squat to take a shit & your pecker tip dangles down into the toilet water. An absolutely horrible occurance that requires an immediate sink splash.
Oh, I had to take a mega shit & I had no time to drive home so I had to use the gas station lou. It was ripe in there & to make matters worse, I did a little dick dunk when I sat down, so I had to do a sink splash before I even got a chance to shit.
by lift-ticket July 30, 2006
by lift-ticket July 29, 2006
"O" clamp or "Orgasm Clamp" is a term used to describe the action when a woman orgasms so visciously that she siezes up & clamps her legs together so tightly she forces the penis out temporarily. "O" clamp usually lasts only a few seconds, but can be very frustrating when you are doing the deed & almost there yourself when she gets selfish & forces you to wait on deck.
I was givin' it to Julie last night & about to blow when she pulled the O clamp on me & I accidentally splooged on her brand new jacket.
by lift-ticket July 30, 2006