Definitions by Lift-ticket

obviass 

When someone is stating something blatantly obvious just to be a dick.

. . . driving around forever trying to get out of the parking garage when suddenly all four passengers notice the large EXIT sign.
Steve: Hey, I think it's right up there under the "EXIT" sign.
Joe: No shit, Steve. Don't be such an obviass.

obviass by lift-ticket March 30, 2009

cheeba 

1.Another word for weed (usually good weed)
2.When something is awesome or cool.

1. Damn, Jimmy got some cheeba buds from his uncle last week . . . we got so high off just one doobie.

2. Dude #1 - Man I met three hot little ladies at the QT on my way here & they said they're coming by.
Dude #2 - Cheeba

cheeba by lift-ticket September 8, 2007

onit

- On top of it
- got it under control.

1.Don't worry about the details, Sara, I'm onit.

2.Hey man, Dave can handle it all, he's always onit.

onit by Lift-ticket November 29, 2006

freak off 

A combination of freak out & take off.
To flip out or freak out & then leave all in a matter of moments.

Hey, damnit, where did Steve & Alice go? Steve got into it with Adam & Alice threw a fit, so Jason told them to freak off before it got out of control.

freak off by Lift-ticket November 28, 2006

penetrado 

The first moment of penetration during intercourse

Alright, enough head already, let's get to the penetrado.

penetrado by lift-ticket August 14, 2006

funky cold medina 

to label something funky or fucked up with a little extra pizzazz.

Oh no, Steve banged your mom & sister . . . at the same time!?!?!?
That is funky cold medina brother.

funky cold medina by lift-ticket July 31, 2006

O clamp 

"O" clamp or "Orgasm Clamp" is a term used to describe the action when a woman orgasms so visciously that she siezes up & clamps her legs together so tightly she forces the penis out temporarily. "O" clamp usually lasts only a few seconds, but can be very frustrating when you are doing the deed & almost there yourself when she gets selfish & forces you to wait on deck.

I was givin' it to Julie last night & about to blow when she pulled the O clamp on me & I accidentally splooged on her brand new jacket.

O clamp by lift-ticket July 30, 2006