Lift-ticket's definitions

3 headed monster

A woman with tits as big as her head.
She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters.

Damn, that chick has some humongus titties, she's a fuckin' three-headed monster. (3 headed monster)

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

colluberated

1. when a woman is wet, moist, or horny.
2. Ready for sex
3. Loosen Up, or Relax

After 15 mins. of foreplay, Sarah was finally colluberated.

by lift-ticket July 28, 2006

penetrado

The first moment of penetration during intercourse

Alright, enough head already, let's get to the penetrado.

by lift-ticket August 14, 2006

hump

the person sitting in the middle of the back seat, not to be confused to the middle seat in the front which of course is the bitch seat.

I didn't notice the fuzz following us because tall-ass Jason was sitting hump & I couldn't see out the back.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

dick dunk

a.k.a. - pecker splash,water wiener,dick dip, cock splash, etc.
Dick dunk is a term used when you cop a squat to take a shit & your pecker tip dangles down into the toilet water. An absolutely horrible occurance that requires an immediate sink splash.

Oh, I had to take a mega shit & I had no time to drive home so I had to use the gas station lou. It was ripe in there & to make matters worse, I did a little dick dunk when I sat down, so I had to do a sink splash before I even got a chance to shit.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

funky cold medina

to label something funky or fucked up with a little extra pizzazz.

Oh no, Steve banged your mom & sister . . . at the same time!?!?!?
That is funky cold medina brother.

by lift-ticket July 31, 2006

C.H.S.

1. Acronym for Cheap Hair Spray.
2. Term used to describe a skank.
3. The "cheap hair spray odor" is unmistakable & used to describe skanky or slutty women w/o them knowing what you are saying . . . until now.

After "catching a whiff" of the C.H.S., Tony quickly changed his mind about asking Amy for a dance.

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006