soapwiping

Giving a shitty person what they deserve.

That asshole who kept pissing on the bathroom floor finally got a soapwiping.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy March 17, 2022

het poacher

A person who is so distinctively attractive they turn a person gay or bisexual.

Person 1: "Hey did you see Tom Holland in Uncharted?"

Person 2: "Oh my God, yes! He's such a het poacher!"

by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 23, 2022

rated

The happy medium between overrated and underrated.

I think LA is pretty overrated.

Meh, it's just rated.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 22, 2022

leob

Short for Leobonoskie, the god of nonsensicality.

A person who is so stupid that they will defy basic common sense or instructions to attempt to benefit themselves, regardless of how many failed attempts.

Man, that guy killed someone, everyone knows it. He's such a leob for pleading innocent.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy March 03, 2022

beebo mix

A Coloradan Chex mix made up of crushed potato chips, sunflower seeds, chocolate chips, rice Chex, and walnuts or almonds. The mix is split into two bowls, one is refrigerated and the other is microwaved, before being mixed back into a single cup or bowl.

Foreign white guy: "Hey did you bring any snacks for the skiing trip?"

Coloradan white guy: "Yeah, I made some beebo mix to share."

by Lieutenant Fuckboy April 23, 2022

necrotextophile

A person who responds to or revives old or otherwise dead chat rooms.

This asshole responded to a message I sent two years ago, what a necrotextophile.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 24, 2022

nen

A young edgy "neo-Nazi" who thinks posting swastikas and joking about the holocaust is funny.

Person 1: Guys Hitler did nothing wrong lol

Person 2: Shut up you fuckin' nen

by Lieutenant Fuckboy March 11, 2022