LiberaceHudson's definitions

dry goods wagon

The term given to any large woman who puts out like she's sexually available but is, in reality, either a prick-tease or a frigid bitch.

Wendy waddled down the local bar in her denim shorts which threatened to be torn asunder by her enormous size and her neon pink boob tube. She flirted with all the guys but when it came down to it, she cock-blocked them all even though she was instigating all the flirtations herself. She took her not inconsiderable heft home alone again, the old dry goods wagon she was turning out to be.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

scat party

A party in which people get naked and writhe around while people shit onto their bodies and into their mouths. A way to discern such a party (aside from the shocking whiff) is the presence of either a drained hot tub/swimming pool or several large inflatable paddling pools dotted around the premises.

Rachel was invited to a scat party in Hampstead. She was only too happy to go as she knew the hosts and they knew she loved her Jazz music. In fact, she counted Ella Fitzgerald as one of her favourite artists. Imagine her horror then when instead of people standing around drinking and informally chatting, listening to supremely gifted vocal Jazz musicians she instead walked in on a scrum of about 50 people all in various states of undress, sploshing about covered in human excrement and orgiastic excess. Being brought up rather well, she knew it would be rude to leave so got into the spirit of the proceedings. It wasn't long before she was on the receiving end of a particularly vicious Cleveland Steamer, administered by a punky looking young woman called Carol who was an administrator at the local hospital. She finally left at 2.30am however she vowed to never attend again.

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

dirtbox

A slang term for the anus. It can be used to denote the asshole or it can be used in a pejorative way when describing someone whose asshole you'd like to fuck. The person in question becomes the dirtbox in question thus reducing them to a fuckhole and nothing more.

An example might be "Wow, she's cute. That's a lovely little dirtbox there." That would usually be said in the exclusive company of men. It can also be used in a loving way by members of the gay community. An example might be "Hello Jeremy, I was thinking that maybe this evening we could have a quiet meal in that new Italian restaurant down by the river. Then I can take you home, rub your feet after a long day and then light some scented candles. Then we can make out and I can then lube up my tube and poke it right in your dirtbox. How does that sound?" It's a very versatile word.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

cherry hump

A name given to your very first time sexually.

Brenda looks like she's just dismounted a horse. Might be something to do with her first cherry hump with that African American basketball player.

by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017

Turban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary for the Sikh community.

"Hello Mr Singh, what are you up to tonight?"
"Hello Mr Kaur. I have to get a phrase published tonight at Turban Dictionary."
"Good luck with that. I hope it passes the Turban Dictionary Peer Review."
"Me too."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

Twatter

What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.

Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

Dicktionary

This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.

Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017