LiberaceHudson's definitions
When you're plowing someone's ass only to find a bit of shit moving about inside there as well. Not the most romantic feeling in the world.
"I headed to G-A-Y in London because I needed to rump roast Russell who I had met a week before up on the Heath, He was most obliging. I bent him over in the toilets at the club and was giving him a right old walloping when I realised to my horror, that it was going to be a chunk-and-spunk kind of liaison. I was wearing a rubber but it still put me off as the stench hit me full on as I was pumping my load into him."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
Get the chunk-and-spunkmug. Feminazis are everywhere now due to cultural Marxist societal programming. They are man-haters with massive levels of penis envy. They can be found all over the media and now they are cropping up as 'Goddesses' and 'Dominatrices' within the Sissy Hypno and Feminization genre. They want all straight men to take it in the ass when they themselves have never taken a dick in their lives.
Emma is a Feminazi. She is hideously repulsive and a total bitch. Sissies flock to her though, think she's wonderful. She isn't.
by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017
Get the Feminazimug. The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.
(Woman talking with her best friend).
"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."
"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
Get the dick cheesemug. A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.
"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
Get the Eamonn Holmesmug. "I heard Jimmy's got a bad case of prostatitis."
"Yeah. That's what you get for edging for weeks and weeks to Hentai porn."
"Serves him right. I hope it explodes out of his ass."
"Yeah. That's what you get for edging for weeks and weeks to Hentai porn."
"Serves him right. I hope it explodes out of his ass."
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
Get the prostatitismug. "Edith, how would you like to chow down on my lickel shpickel?"
"No thanks Sarah as I've just taken my teeth out for the night."
"No thanks Sarah as I've just taken my teeth out for the night."
by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017
Get the lickel shpickelmug. Brenda looks like she's just dismounted a horse. Might be something to do with her first cherry hump with that African American basketball player.
by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017
Get the cherry humpmug.