LiberaceHudson's definitions

chunk-and-spunk

When you're plowing someone's ass only to find a bit of shit moving about inside there as well. Not the most romantic feeling in the world.

"I headed to G-A-Y in London because I needed to rump roast Russell who I had met a week before up on the Heath, He was most obliging. I bent him over in the toilets at the club and was giving him a right old walloping when I realised to my horror, that it was going to be a chunk-and-spunk kind of liaison. I was wearing a rubber but it still put me off as the stench hit me full on as I was pumping my load into him."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

scat party

A party in which people get naked and writhe around while people shit onto their bodies and into their mouths. A way to discern such a party (aside from the shocking whiff) is the presence of either a drained hot tub/swimming pool or several large inflatable paddling pools dotted around the premises.

Rachel was invited to a scat party in Hampstead. She was only too happy to go as she knew the hosts and they knew she loved her Jazz music. In fact, she counted Ella Fitzgerald as one of her favourite artists. Imagine her horror then when instead of people standing around drinking and informally chatting, listening to supremely gifted vocal Jazz musicians she instead walked in on a scrum of about 50 people all in various states of undress, sploshing about covered in human excrement and orgiastic excess. Being brought up rather well, she knew it would be rude to leave so got into the spirit of the proceedings. It wasn't long before she was on the receiving end of a particularly vicious Cleveland Steamer, administered by a punky looking young woman called Carol who was an administrator at the local hospital. She finally left at 2.30am however she vowed to never attend again.

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

City Lickers

A term given to urbanite lesbians.

"Wow! Did you hear that Susan and her gal Linda were leaving the backwoods of Missouri and heading to the big smoke?"
"No I didn't. Where are they moving to and when?"
"They're moving to Detroit in early October. They will be bona fide city lickers then."
"Yes, they will. Good luck to them I say."

by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017

Mormon pancake

A Mormon pancake is the term given to any flat food served up that contains male ejaculate added in there as a joke.

Myra is 99 years of age and a virgin. Imagine her surprise then to discover that her nephew Kevin has just served her up a good old-fashioned Mormon pancake. I bet she even asks for seconds.

by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017

wank tunnel

The term given to the tight grip chronic wankers (fappers) utilise to get them off after hours and hours of edging to pornography, usually of the bizarre kind such as granny porn, shit fetishes or rectal fisting.

Arnold hand to employ a wank tunnel in the end otherwise he would have been sitting there with his micro-dick pawing away at it for days with no release in sight.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

doings

A term used in the Southern Counties of the UK to denote going somewhere or someplace. No one outside of those areas knows what the hell the other person is saying but to people who live there it makes perfect sense.

"Hello Uncle Philip, where are you off to today?"
"I've got to go down the doings later to see about getting some money back on the shoes I bought. They don't fit right."
"Good luck with that Uncle."
"Thanks. Tell your mother I'll pop in and see her next week after I've got back from the doings down your road."
"Will do."

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

billmarr

An unfunny comedian, pumped up with their own self-importance who signposts gags well in advance.

Fucking hell, this guy is terrible. His jokes are corny, his presentation shocking and he's so full of himself it's unreal. He's a total billmarr.

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017