LiberaceHudson's definitions

lickel shpickel

The name given to oral sex between 2 elderly Jewish spinsters.

"Edith, how would you like to chow down on my lickel shpickel?"
"No thanks Sarah as I've just taken my teeth out for the night."

by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017

Turban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary for the Sikh community.

"Hello Mr Singh, what are you up to tonight?"
"Hello Mr Kaur. I have to get a phrase published tonight at Turban Dictionary."
"Good luck with that. I hope it passes the Turban Dictionary Peer Review."
"Me too."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

Feminazi

Feminazis are everywhere now due to cultural Marxist societal programming. They are man-haters with massive levels of penis envy. They can be found all over the media and now they are cropping up as 'Goddesses' and 'Dominatrices' within the Sissy Hypno and Feminization genre. They want all straight men to take it in the ass when they themselves have never taken a dick in their lives.

Emma is a Feminazi. She is hideously repulsive and a total bitch. Sissies flock to her though, think she's wonderful. She isn't.

by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017

cumpère

A person who introduces the performers or contestants at the Annual Porn Awards.

Kathy was the cumpère again at this year's Backdoor Porn Awards. She won best Anal Porn Scene for her part in the movie "Take The Gravy Train."

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

dry goods wagon

The term given to any large woman who puts out like she's sexually available but is, in reality, either a prick-tease or a frigid bitch.

Wendy waddled down the local bar in her denim shorts which threatened to be torn asunder by her enormous size and her neon pink boob tube. She flirted with all the guys but when it came down to it, she cock-blocked them all even though she was instigating all the flirtations herself. She took her not inconsiderable heft home alone again, the old dry goods wagon she was turning out to be.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

scat party

A party in which people get naked and writhe around while people shit onto their bodies and into their mouths. A way to discern such a party (aside from the shocking whiff) is the presence of either a drained hot tub/swimming pool or several large inflatable paddling pools dotted around the premises.

Rachel was invited to a scat party in Hampstead. She was only too happy to go as she knew the hosts and they knew she loved her Jazz music. In fact, she counted Ella Fitzgerald as one of her favourite artists. Imagine her horror then when instead of people standing around drinking and informally chatting, listening to supremely gifted vocal Jazz musicians she instead walked in on a scrum of about 50 people all in various states of undress, sploshing about covered in human excrement and orgiastic excess. Being brought up rather well, she knew it would be rude to leave so got into the spirit of the proceedings. It wasn't long before she was on the receiving end of a particularly vicious Cleveland Steamer, administered by a punky looking young woman called Carol who was an administrator at the local hospital. She finally left at 2.30am however she vowed to never attend again.

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

chunk-and-spunk

When you're plowing someone's ass only to find a bit of shit moving about inside there as well. Not the most romantic feeling in the world.

"I headed to G-A-Y in London because I needed to rump roast Russell who I had met a week before up on the Heath, He was most obliging. I bent him over in the toilets at the club and was giving him a right old walloping when I realised to my horror, that it was going to be a chunk-and-spunk kind of liaison. I was wearing a rubber but it still put me off as the stench hit me full on as I was pumping my load into him."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018