LiberaceHudson's definitions
Eamonnsfat is the name of a very large pleasure cruiser usually docked on the South Bank of London. It is often seen floating near to Ruthsoffagain, a rather drab looking old steamer.
"Wow, look at Eamonnsfat. What a whopper of a boat."
"I know. If that boat was human it would be morbidly obese."
"I know. If that boat was human it would be morbidly obese."
by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
Get the Eamonnsfatmug. A name for an ugly narcissistic German hunchback who screws over everyone and everything because it suits her oligarch masters.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
Get the Merkelmug. What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.
Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
Get the Twattermug. A party in which people get naked and writhe around while people shit onto their bodies and into their mouths. A way to discern such a party (aside from the shocking whiff) is the presence of either a drained hot tub/swimming pool or several large inflatable paddling pools dotted around the premises.
Rachel was invited to a scat party in Hampstead. She was only too happy to go as she knew the hosts and they knew she loved her Jazz music. In fact, she counted Ella Fitzgerald as one of her favourite artists. Imagine her horror then when instead of people standing around drinking and informally chatting, listening to supremely gifted vocal Jazz musicians she instead walked in on a scrum of about 50 people all in various states of undress, sploshing about covered in human excrement and orgiastic excess. Being brought up rather well, she knew it would be rude to leave so got into the spirit of the proceedings. It wasn't long before she was on the receiving end of a particularly vicious Cleveland Steamer, administered by a punky looking young woman called Carol who was an administrator at the local hospital. She finally left at 2.30am however she vowed to never attend again.
by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
Get the scat partymug. When you're plowing someone's ass only to find a bit of shit moving about inside there as well. Not the most romantic feeling in the world.
"I headed to G-A-Y in London because I needed to rump roast Russell who I had met a week before up on the Heath, He was most obliging. I bent him over in the toilets at the club and was giving him a right old walloping when I realised to my horror, that it was going to be a chunk-and-spunk kind of liaison. I was wearing a rubber but it still put me off as the stench hit me full on as I was pumping my load into him."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
Get the chunk-and-spunkmug. The term given to any large woman who puts out like she's sexually available but is, in reality, either a prick-tease or a frigid bitch.
Wendy waddled down the local bar in her denim shorts which threatened to be torn asunder by her enormous size and her neon pink boob tube. She flirted with all the guys but when it came down to it, she cock-blocked them all even though she was instigating all the flirtations herself. She took her not inconsiderable heft home alone again, the old dry goods wagon she was turning out to be.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
Get the dry goods wagonmug. Very much like the Parisienne institute of learning and excellent except that it is targeted towards the homosexual community instead.
Jasper was feeling great today. He put on his best brogues and sauntered out of the city. He had passed his Diploma course in Make Up and Shoewear with flying colours and could now work in the best fashion houses the world over. He was elated. He couldn't wait to tell his friends and family that he had passed his training at the Sorbumm.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
Get the Sorbummmug.