Lewis1983's definitions

yarm

Small town in Teesside, North East UK. Really nice little place but full of arseholes with fake tan and stupid gay mullets talking about how much their latest Prada top cost them, the reality being they work in a clothes shop/bar for £4.50 an hour and they spent a month's wages on it.

The funny thing is the majority of people like this don't live in Yarm - they just aspire to and hail from a giant mock-tudor housing estate called Ingleby Barwick where the houses are 15cm apart, and their parents work in middle management and drive a Ford Mondeo.

"Went to Yarm last night"

"Was it full of cunts?"

"Yes"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

billy joel

Blow job. From the initials of the great piano man.

"Yeah she was great...got myself a Billy Joel too"

by Lewis1983 May 21, 2005

glayven

A geek - named from the noises emitted by Professor John Frink in The Simpsons.

"I see Joe has that train-driving simulator for his PC. What a glayven"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

Nom

To eat or to show appreciation of good food, or even just food itself.

"Are you going to nom that?"

"Was that nice?"

"Nom nom!"

"I'll be round later, just having some nom"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005

rooter

A fucking try-hard wannabe. Found at most English universities, wearing a pink t-shirt, stupid cancer band, "retro" trainers, ripped jeans and some kind of gay chinese symbol tattoo.

"Russ is such a rooter"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

hoptop

A fart that sounds like someone going "hop top top top". Like a World War 1 bi-plane starting up.

"Ye gods, that hoptop fucking hums!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

topple

A big sloppy, smelly shit.

"Whoah that curry I had last night was hot. Should have seen the size of the topple I had today!"

by Lewis1983 May 20, 2005