Definitions by Lewis1983

damien 

North East England slang for a chav - a townie basically.

"Check out the Damo over there in his modded-up Saxo. How original and cool of him"

damien by Lewis1983 July 15, 2008

jazz cigarette 

Term for a joint.......

"Pass me that jazz cigarette buddy"

jazz cigarette by Lewis1983 June 21, 2005

binky 

Honky, stoned, mashed-out, zanky, splinky, bonky...basically when one has consumed too much Marijuana and thinks that they are a floating head without a body.

"Lewis is binky as usual"

binky by Lewis1983 June 8, 2005

Rinky-Dink 

Name given to the style of music played by Jools "I love myself" Holland on his late-night show.

"Tune in same time next week for some more rinky-dinky entertainment!"

Rinky-Dink by Lewis1983 June 8, 2005

dragon food 

Chocolates bought for one's better half in order to smooth over a situation.

"I came in wasted last night, pissed the bed. Better get to the garage for some dragon food"

dragon food by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

faceparty

Awful site full of 16 - 20yr old chavs who have the following common traits on their profile:

1 - Their musical taste is "R n B/Hip-Hop/Dance"
2 - Next to "Favourite Author" there is always some comment about "books r 4 saddos" or something.
3 - If male, perfect partner is: "Jordan - she iz mint"
4 - If female, perfect partner is "Vin Deezel" or "Orlando Bloom".
5 - Favourite film for girls "Dirty Dancin".
6 - Favourite film for lads - "2Fast2Furious".
7 - Hobbies include "Gerrin' wrecked wiv ma crew"
8 - TrUe WaNkErS tYpE lIkE tHiS.

Faceparty - created by dicks for dicks.

faceparty by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

crazytext 

AnNoYiNg aS FuCk wRiTiNg uSeD By cHaVs aNd wAnKeRs wHo tHiNk iT'S CoOl aNd tHaT PeOpLe eNjOy hAvInG To rEaD WhAtEvEr tRiPe rEgArDiNg 50 CeNt/bRiTnEy tHeY ChOoSe tO TyPe aBoUt.

Crazytext is for wankers

crazytext by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005