Lench Mob's definitions

monkey chug

The act of hanging upside down and drinking an alcohol-containing substance at the same time.

Dude 1: "Dude, why you hanging there with a beer in you hand?"
Dude 2: "I'm preparing for the wicked act of monkey chugging."

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

Wikipedize

The act of accumulating fresh knowledge by means of using the wikipedia search engine.

Dude 1: "Do you know who Sian Elias is?"
Dude 2: "He's the boss judge of New Zealand. I know cuz I wikipedized his ass!"

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

Tennessee Mouthwash

A tennessee mouthwash is any drink containing any amount of tennessee whisky.

Dude 1: "Dude what are you drinking?"
Dude 2: "Jack Daniels and Coke aka a delicious tennessee mouthwash!"

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

brewmeister

1. A person which owns a brewery.

2. A person that can chug the lug like no other.

1. "Dude, you just inherited a brewery. That makes you a brewmeister."

2. "Dude, you drink like there's no tomorrow. You truly are a brewmeister!!!"

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

puerto rican credit card

A handgun. As seen on the 7th episode of Drawn Together's third season. Used by Captain Hero to intimidate mystery-solving musician Foxxy Love.

"Oh my god! Het gots a puerto rican credit card!"

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

mob justice

When a large angry mob takes justice into their own hands. Usually ends with somebody getting hanged, torched or pitchfork'd. A common method of dispensing justice in the more rural areas of a country.

"Dude, you see the dude hanging from the tree over there?
They went mob justice on his buttocks!"

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

pitchfork'd

Being on the receiving end of pointy pitchfork.
This is what you're bound to get if you mess someone from the south.
Known to be 2 to 6 times as effective as stabbing someone. The degree of effectiveness depends on the number, spacing and length of the tines on the pitchfork.

Dude 1: "Dude, what's that sticking out of your back?"
Dude 2: "My sorry ass got pitchfork'd!"

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006