Led Zeppole's definitions

wood floor

A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.

O&A were always interested in women with a wood floor.

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003

mentalpause

The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.

A variation of the word menopause.

Grandma's habit of forgetting my name is a sure sign of mentalpause.

by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003

Jihad Joe

A Middle Eastern combat action figure; al-Qaeda's answer to GI Joe.

"Jihad Joe, Jihad Joe, fighting man from towel to toe!"

by Led Zeppole November 18, 2003

park a tiger on the rug

A New Zealand expression for vomiting.

If you do another shot of tequila, you're going to park a tiger on the rug!

by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003

oxymoron

A person who abuses the prescription painkiller OxyContin, also known as hillbilly heroin. A truly moronic oxymoron refers to OxyContin incorrectly as "oxycotton".

That oxymoron Jeff overdosed on OxyContin at a rave.

by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003

paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003

penisillin

Term usede to describe a male sexual organ that is in poor health. Derived from "penis" combined with the street slang term for something bad or broken, "illin."

That case of syphilis has got your penisillin.

by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003