Led Zeppole's definitions

shave it

A common 21st century request women get from their men.

See also wood floor.

You: Hey, honey, it would be a major turn on if you shave it.

Her: Shave what?

You: You know what...

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003

batcave entrance

A vehicle entrance to a facility that is obscure and infrequently used. Often the only people who know of this entrance are the employees who work there. Golf courses, farms, industrial parks, sports facilities and outdoor museums often have batcave entrances. Management often frowns on use of this entrance. This term is inspired by the "Batman" TV series from the 1960's. In that program, the entrance to the Batcave was down a little-used dirt road that was blocked at one end by a fake wooden barrier.

My boss told me I had better not be late again, so I had to use the batcave entrance to get to the office on time.

by Led Zeppole October 30, 2003

oxymoron

A person who abuses the prescription painkiller OxyContin, also known as hillbilly heroin. A truly moronic oxymoron refers to OxyContin incorrectly as "oxycotton".

That oxymoron Jeff overdosed on OxyContin at a rave.

by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003

wood floor

A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.

O&A were always interested in women with a wood floor.

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003

Sluggy

Sleepy.

After a tough day at work, I was feeling very sluggy.

by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003

oxycotton

1. A highly addictive natural fiber, once grown in enormous quantities on vast plantations in the pre-Civil War South.

2. It's "OxyContin," you idiot...

Drug lords have found a brilliant way to get Americans of all ages addicted to oxycotton; spin it into threads and use it to manufacture comfortable shirts and blouses!

by Led Zeppole October 2, 2004

Opie

Radio nickname of shock jock Greg Hughes, one half (Anthony Cumia is the other)of the hilarious, if rather raunchy, duo Opie and Anthony.

In a recent magazine interview, Opie said he and Anthony may return to the airwaves on either XM or Siriussatellite radio.

by Led Zeppole March 7, 2004