mentalpause

The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.

A variation of the word menopause.

Grandma's habit of forgetting my name is a sure sign of mentalpause.

by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003

Spedulance

An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."

The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.

by Led Zeppole November 24, 2003

Sopranoland

A recent nickname (first heard in 2003) for northern New Jersey, generally used by residents of South Jersey. Refers to the popular HBO series The Sopranos which takes place in North Jersey.

I'm going to drive up the Turnpike to Sopranoland tonight to watch the Devils game.

by Led Zeppole December 29, 2003

jack into the Matrix

Sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: So did you hook up with Beth?

Guy 2: Hell, yeah, we made out then she let me jack into the Matrix.

by Led Zeppole November 04, 2003

taikonaut

A Chinese space traveler, derived from the Chinese term "taikong ren," which translates roughly as "spaceman."

American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts. Three taikonauts are supposed to be launched into orbit in the fall of 2003.

by Led Zeppole October 03, 2003

landover baptist

The soil that covers the grave of a member of the Baptist faith.

After Pastor Jeremiah died, his coffin was placed in a freshly dug hole, which was then filled in with landover baptist.

by Led Zeppole November 08, 2003

A.C.

Slang term for Atlantic City, New Jersey.

See also America's Playground.

I'm going to go hit the casinos in A.C., want to come along?

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003