Led Zeppole's definitions

matrix revolutioned

When something that began successfully ends in disappointment. Derived from The Matrix: Revolutions, the title of the disappointing final sequel to The Matrix, one of the finest and most influential films of the 90's.

Kevin's relationship with Sue started out great, but after a few weeks it matrix revolutioned and they broke up.

OR

Britney Spears was very popular a couple of years ago, but her career has since matrix revolutioned.

by Led Zeppole November 10, 2003

batcave entrance

A vehicle entrance to a facility that is obscure and infrequently used. Often the only people who know of this entrance are the employees who work there. Golf courses, farms, industrial parks, sports facilities and outdoor museums often have batcave entrances. Management often frowns on use of this entrance. This term is inspired by the "Batman" TV series from the 1960's. In that program, the entrance to the Batcave was down a little-used dirt road that was blocked at one end by a fake wooden barrier.

My boss told me I had better not be late again, so I had to use the batcave entrance to get to the office on time.

by Led Zeppole October 30, 2003

body armor

Pads inserted into a woman's bra to make her breasts appear larger.

See also wonderbra, wondermeter.

When Pam arrived at work with breasts larger than they had been the day before, Dave knew she was wearing her body armor.

by Led Zeppole October 6, 2003

Ninjanomics

Not really sure of an exact meaning, it's a term I just recently thought up. It just sounds cool. I'd love to hear a politician use it when discussing the economy.

"President Bush announced today that he intended to substantially reduce unemployment through his new economic initiative, Ninjanomics."

by Led Zeppole February 28, 2004

paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003

frickin critic

To be overly critical of another's speech or habits.

Jen said Rick was a frickin critic for constantly trying to correct the way she spoke.

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

saloonatic

A person who cannot handle alcohol, causing them to behave in an erratic, embarrasing and insane manner.

Everytime Vinny starts doing shots, he starts shouting, jumping around and acting like a total saloonatic.

by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003