Led Zeppole's definitions

jack into the Matrix

Sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: So did you hook up with Beth?

Guy 2: Hell, yeah, we made out then she let me jack into the Matrix.

by Led Zeppole November 3, 2003

fucktard contest

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.

I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

toe popper

An intravenous drug addict who injects their fix between their toes to make the track marks less conspicuous.

Christopher Moltisanti was a toe popper, shooting heroin between his toes, before Tony Soprano sent him to rehab (and threatened to kill him).

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

landover baptist

The soil that covers the grave of a member of the Baptist faith.

After Pastor Jeremiah died, his coffin was placed in a freshly dug hole, which was then filled in with landover baptist.

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

matrix revolutioned

When something that began successfully ends in disappointment. Derived from The Matrix: Revolutions, the title of the disappointing final sequel to The Matrix, one of the finest and most influential films of the 90's.

Kevin's relationship with Sue started out great, but after a few weeks it matrix revolutioned and they broke up.

OR

Britney Spears was very popular a couple of years ago, but her career has since matrix revolutioned.

by Led Zeppole November 10, 2003

A.C.

Slang term for Atlantic City, New Jersey.

See also America's Playground.

I'm going to go hit the casinos in A.C., want to come along?

by Led Zeppole November 11, 2003

shave it

A common 21st century request women get from their men.

See also wood floor.

You: Hey, honey, it would be a major turn on if you shave it.

Her: Shave what?

You: You know what...

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003