A man with a venereal disease.
Two days after hooking up with some skank in a bar, Ted felt that burning, dripping sensation that meant only one thing; he was a running man.
by Led Zeppole October 01, 2003
A badge of shame worn by the low-paid, low-skilled workers at retail stores like Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot. The smocks worn by employees of these stores are usually covered in advertising. They are also usually filthy. Source of the term smock job.
If you need to find a salesperson at Wal-Mart, just look for a nasty, big-assed white trash woman in stretch pants and a dirty smock. When you speak to her, you can put money on it that she will call you "hon."
by Led Zeppole March 19, 2004
Derogatory slang term for naive, elderly Midwestern tourist couples that visit the Jersey Shore. Often arrive as part of tour groups visiting Atlantic City.
See also gunderson, bennies, and shoobies.
See also gunderson, bennies, and shoobies.
Can you believe it? Wally and Marge over there just asked me what part of town could they see houses that belong to real Mafia guys! (Note: I really was asked that question by a real Wally and Marge!)
by Led Zeppole December 12, 2003
by Led Zeppole October 04, 2003
To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.
by Led Zeppole October 12, 2003
An annoying malady that strikes computer users in their teens, causing them to write sentences tHaT lOoK lIkE tHiS. If you're over the age of 15 and still type like that, see also loser.
The only people who think loweruppercaseitis is cool are fat 13 year olds who play too much Pokemon and whack off to Christina Aguilera videos.
by Led Zeppole October 24, 2003
An excellent example of Engrish. I found this phrase a definition of South Korea submitted on September 5, 2003 by someone named Park SJ. Look up the definition and see for yourself. Sounded so hilarious that it deserved its own entry in UD. Has the potential to become the new all your base are belong to us.
Now that I have a wireless router hooked up to a DSL, I can get the most plenty of fast internet anywhere in my home!
by Led Zeppole December 06, 2004