Saddle For Carrying

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.

Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."

by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021

Cash Office

The most secret room in the world. "Where the magic happens" as they might say. No further explanation needed.

Bud 1: "Hey bud, are you free?"
Bud 2: "Yeah bud, why?"
Bud 1: "My mum wants to talk to you about something."
Bud 2: "Tell her to meet me in the cash office." 😉 *wiggles weenus*
Bud 1: "Ooooooooooooooh, but don't the lights have to be on?"
Bud 2: "Not on Tuesdays." 😉 *wiggles other weenus*

by Lead Bud 123 May 11, 2021

Oh You're So Welcome

When you thank mum and she says "You're welcome".......just in a different way.

Me: "Thanks mum."
Mum: "For what?"
Me: "For helping."
Mum: "OH YOU'RE SO WELCOME MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL BOY."
Me: "..."
Mum: "YOU ARE EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY GREATLY GIANTLY SUPERNATURALLY FANTASTICALLY..." *20 minutes later* "...SUBSTANTIALLY CONSIDERABLY HUGELY TO A GREAT EXTENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME!"
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!!!"

by Lead Bud 123 June 05, 2021

DnD Day

The official day for the annual DnD (Dungeons and Dragons) event held on the Warlords server. It is held on June 9th every year (starting in 2021).

It is not a campaign, it is only a commitment to one day. Invites are best sent individually (rather than as a group chat) to avoid masochistic assumptions towards the host.

Host: "Good Evening Beautiful People. I am sending this message out to you all to invite you to play dungeons and dragons on DnD Day."
Noob: "Yooooooooooooo, I would play but I'm not too framiliar with the rules. :("
Host: "You don't have to be framiliar with anything, that's the beauty of the game!"
Noob: "Ehhhhhhhhh I think I'll just watch while you guys play."
Host: "I'll buy you free V-Bucks."
Noob: "Where do I sign?"

by Lead Bud 123 May 15, 2021

Sculpting Paste

Also known as "Flexible Paste", it is something you put in your hair to get that lift a.k.a. them waves. Mainly used by Justin Bieber wannabees.

It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.

*Chief walks in room*

Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021

Ok Ross

What Lead Bagger says to you...but only if you look like Ross from "Friends". An irreversible nickname.

Ross: "Sup bud."
Lead Bagger: "Sup Ross."

*Later*
Ross: "Thanks bud."
Lead Bagger: "Ok Ross." *looks and smiles*
Ross: *laughs like a little girl*

by Lead Bud 123 June 05, 2021

Pamazon Rime

Like Amazon Prime, but not really (the Great Value version, shoutout Walmart).

Brother: "Hey there!"
Sister: "Hello!"
Brother: *scans a couple barcodes*
Brother: "Do you have Pamazon?"
Sister: "I'm sorry?"
Brother: "Pamazon? Pamazon Rime?"
Sister: "I'm sorry, I can't understand you."
Brother: "Like the thing that Jeff made?"
Sister: "Jeff?"

Brother: "Yes. Actually...are you Jeff?"
Sister: "Pardon??????"
Brother: *shows picture of Jeff Bezos* "Is this you?"
Sister: *extreme confusion*
Brother: "You know the thing you scan to get discounts?"
Sister: "Ohhhhhhhh, you meant Amazon Prime! I'm sorry I didn't understand the first time, I just couldn't hear you."
Brother: "No problem, thank you." 😏

by Lead Bud 123 June 05, 2021