Lead Bud 123's definitions

Lead Cashier

What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.

When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:

Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."

Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"

by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Tight But Not Too Tight

When you're tight with your buds...but just not too tight. Another way of saying "no homo". Used to signify a bud to bud connection without any silly goose nonsense.

Me: *talks to bud*
Silly Goose: "Awwwwwwww, you guys are so cute together!"
Bud: *looks for nearest trash can 🤮*
Bud: "We're just buds okay."
Me: "Yeah we're tight but not too tight. Tight like a thicc man's jeans."
Bud: "That's right, tell 'em G!"
Silly Goose: "You guuuyyyyysssss 😂😂."

by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021

Celery Root

PLU: 94585. The perfect comeback in any situation.

Bud 1: *argues with Bud 2 over nothing*
Bud 2: "You don't even know the code for celery root! 😡"
Bud 1: "94585."
Bud 2: "Imma just take this L real quick...don't mind me." *takes L*

by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021

One Last Choo

When you Choo your buds for the last time. That's all 😔.

Me: "Today's my last day buds."
Me: *daps buds* "One last Choo 👊😔."

by Lead Bud 123 June 2, 2021

Pamazon Rime

Like Amazon Prime, but not really (the Great Value version, shoutout Walmart).

Brother: "Hey there!"
Sister: "Hello!"
Brother: *scans a couple barcodes*
Brother: "Do you have Pamazon?"
Sister: "I'm sorry?"
Brother: "Pamazon? Pamazon Rime?"
Sister: "I'm sorry, I can't understand you."
Brother: "Like the thing that Jeff made?"
Sister: "Jeff?"

Brother: "Yes. Actually...are you Jeff?"
Sister: "Pardon??????"
Brother: *shows picture of Jeff Bezos* "Is this you?"
Sister: *extreme confusion*
Brother: "You know the thing you scan to get discounts?"
Sister: "Ohhhhhhhh, you meant Amazon Prime! I'm sorry I didn't understand the first time, I just couldn't hear you."
Brother: "No problem, thank you." 😏

by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Sculpting Paste

Also known as "Flexible Paste", it is something you put in your hair to get that lift a.k.a. them waves. Mainly used by Justin Bieber wannabees.

It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.

*Chief walks in room*

Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021

Ok Ross

What Lead Bagger says to you...but only if you look like Ross from "Friends". An irreversible nickname.

Ross: "Sup bud."
Lead Bagger: "Sup Ross."

*Later*
Ross: "Thanks bud."
Lead Bagger: "Ok Ross." *looks and smiles*
Ross: *laughs like a little girl*

by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021