22 definitions by Laughs Along With Humans

Trump Change

Bumming $millions off of you supporters to use for your legal defense.

That is a mountain of money Trump gets from his supporters. You can call it Trump Change, especially when he uses it for his legal defense.

by Laughs Along With Humans December 29, 2022

T wank rage

Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry

That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.

by Laughs Along With Humans August 21, 2023

Tossing the word salad

Speaking nonsensically out of your ass as part of an official role, position or duty in the course of defending Trump.

When GOP politicians or Fox News defend Trump they sound like they are tossing the word salad.

by Laughs Along With Humans February 13, 2021

tucker pucker

Republicans in jail getting ready to give head so they don't get beat up

Homey is ready for the tucker pucker or his ass will be kicked

by Laughs Along With Humans October 11, 2021

Tucker Pucker

Spontaneous self lubrication of one's own asshole whenever a Russian accent is heard.

He gets a tucker Pucker whenever a Russian accent is heard.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 8, 2022

spinnocent

Being spinnocent is when lots of people on the Internet try to shape public opinion on your behalf to absolve you of any guilt over a particular matter.

Those right wing trolls really are trying to make Jeff Sessions spinnocent.

by Laughs Along With Humans June 14, 2017

Jiggle the Skunk

To fuck a smelly chick doggystyle

I was fucking the chubby chick doggy style. She was a little ripe so you could say I played jiggle the skunk.

by Laughs Along With Humans August 15, 2020