17 definitions by Last Chancer

don't panic

The most useful phrase in the english language. Popularised by Douglas Adams in The Hitchhikes Guild to the Galaxy - the best book ever written.

Somone wrote Don't Panic on the cover of my calculator. It gets me through exams.

by Last Chancer October 26, 2006

fiver

A written parody that is a five minute version of the tv show/ movie/ game etc. Can be written by a single person or as part of a group and popularised by certain fandom related websites.

Katy: You seen the new OC fiver?
Liz: LOL of course! >insert quote<

by Last Chancer October 24, 2006

UniS

University of Surrey, (Guildfrod)

I posted this coz someone else tagged UniS

by Last Chancer October 23, 2006

Clapham Junction

Quite possibly the centrel hub of the universe.

If you get lost anywhere in south west London just find Clapham Junction and you can get home again

by Last Chancer October 28, 2006

innit

Contraction of 'isn't it' which has been used in London for about 40 years ATLEAST. (so stop attibuting it to all sorts of wierd groups of people like for example chavs) Used at the end of sentances in the same was as eh?, right? or you-get-me?

Me: Where ARE you?
You: Still at work, innit.

by Last Chancer October 23, 2006

Squish

The way that cool young studenty types say Squash.

We got apple, orange, milk, water or pink squish.

by Last Chancer October 28, 2006

listerine

'Modern Cockney' meaning ani american. Ryming slang for an American is 'septic tank' (yank) and Listerine is aniseptic so... yeah.

Guy in Market: I'm no listerine!

by Last Chancer October 23, 2006