starecrow

a starecrow is a guy who stands on the edge of the dance floor and stares at girls in hopes of being approached by one. Starecrows resemble scarecrows by standing still and not dancing

"Maybe if Justin wasn't such a starecrow, he could actually dance with some girls"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

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Social Under Armour

Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.

Chris: "Look at that douche bag wearing Social Under Armour."

Pete: "No wonder he is alone."

by Lafferty Daniel August 07, 2008

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hank junior

see hand job. one step below a hank senior.

"I got a hank junior 2 weeks ago and my dick still hurts"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

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Full Housin'

(v.) The act of drinking straight out of a communal beverage container, usually a half-gallon or larger.

Originating from the popular 90s sitcom "Full House" in which DJ's boyfriend, Steve, was known to commit this act in the Tanner's kitchen, often aggravating Danny.

Rebecca: "All the cups are dirty, and I caught Steve full housin' our gallon of milk."

Jesse: "Dude, what an ass wipe"

by Lafferty Daniel August 07, 2008

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The Duffy Effect

When someone befriends the handicapped solely based on the fact that they have a disability. The Duffy Effect involves a person who does not take into consideration that their new handicapped friend may actually be undeserving of friendship.

Katie: "I've always been nice to Ryan, but now he asked me to prom!"

Drew: "The handicapped kid? This is a textbook example of The Duffy Effect! That kid is an asshole anyway."

by Lafferty Daniel August 07, 2008

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