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ˈthē ˈe-liŋ-tən

The act of collecting and transferring sweat produced by the crevasse between the gluteus maximus under duress (e.g., such as heavy physical exertion and/or dining in a Tandoori restaurant).

Classical protocol calls for transferring said sweat onto appropriate digit and applying product to upper lip. Can be self-inflicted or shared with friends.

In the workplace, should only be used as a motivational or team-building tool.
Within family units parental consent is required and often a prerequisite for said activity.
Ralphy was mouthing off so I applied "The Elllington".

Team morale was low until "The Ellington" was executed.
by Lady Logorrhea May 5, 2011
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Noun
(buːð) (bet-ee)

The slut giggin' out in front of the DJ booth 24/7 or within too close a proximity of the artist;The booth Betty may or may not be hot, are usually dumb, and lack rhythm; Skilled ravers are rare.
Yolanda did NOT just strip down to her bra!? OMG! What a booth Betty!”

“That booth Betty’s glitter is scratching up my discs. Get her off my jock.”
by Lady Logorrhea December 5, 2011
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Noun

pronunciation: l-u:zə(r)n-dom

The condition of a loser, the state of idiocy as a result of incompetence or stagnation. The realm or sphere of being a loser.

The high-guy world of the dumb-dumb, candy-raver, with the do-do (or better known as a pacifier or 'binky') in their dried, drool-encrusted gob.
He got lost in Loserndom on his way to Retardedville.

"I'm going to drop some liquid on his binky if that dumb-ass stuck in Loserndom, blows his fucking whistle one more time."
by Lady Logorrhea May 21, 2010
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pronunciation: l-u:zə(r)n-dom

The condition of a loser, the state of idiocy as a result of incompetence or stagnation. The realm or sphere of being a loser.

The high-guy world of the dumb-dumb, candy-raver, with the do-do (or better known as a pacifier or 'binky') in their dried, drool-encrusted gob.
He got lost in Loserndom on his way to Retardedville.

"I'm going to drop some liquid on his binky if that dumb-ass stuck in Loserndom, blows his fucking whistle one more time."
by Lady Logorrhea May 21, 2010
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1. Sharing opinion in an argument, debate, or discussion-in private or public, using any font type.

2. A battle in text format-where a rapier wit is not imperative but literacy, keyboard speed and accuracy is.
As coward to confrontation, he hides behind font fight.

Her font-fight is offensive and substantially lacks conviction.

Ruining the stutter-fucked bitch is easily done in font-fight, too
by Lady Logorrhea November 13, 2010
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Pronunciation: (el-der-lee) (prahy-mi-grav-i-duh)

N. – An older swap meet Prada bag that is just starting to show its wear and tear
I asked to borrow a handbag and that bitch tried to give me her "elderly primigravida".

It was my first time at fashion week and i did my best to hide my "elderly primigravida".
by Lady Logorrhea May 11, 2011
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