Definitions by Lady Alzers

Friendship Speech 

What Tea Gardner routinely gives in Yu-Gi-Oh!.

"I surrender. My breasts can't withstand another Friendship Speech."- Mai Valentine, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

Friendship Speech by Lady Alzers August 1, 2011

Gamejacker 

One who attempts to hijack a game by creating seemingly canon information for it without consent from the author of said game.

Followers of Jadusable's ARG mostly see MHFTT on YouTube as a gamejacker.

Gamejacker by Lady Alzers June 19, 2011

Encyclopedia Dramatica 

Quite possibly the dumbest website ever. The editors over there think they're cool because they hate everything, when really, they're just pissed cause they got kicked off of /b/. Is never taken seriously, and is mocked by the people who read it. Unfortunately, the writers take it VERY seriously, and it's SERIOUS BUSINESS if you dare insult them.

Encyclopedia Dramatica is for the very people they claim to hate: thirteen year old boys.

How do you get kicked off of /b/? Seriously?

Encyclopedia Dramatica by Lady Alzers April 12, 2011

Zelinker 

Somebody who ships Zelink from the popular The Legend of Zelda series.

Duh.

Tom: Those silly Zelinkers... MidLink forEVAR!

Dan: Oh nooo I've been reading a Zelink site! They brainwashed me! Halp!

Jessie: I'm a Zelinker. Don't hate.

Me: I consider myself part MidLinker, part Zelinker, part MalonLinker, and part DarkLinker. Heh...

Zelinker by Lady Alzers March 6, 2011

Kafei 

I cannot believe this has no definition yet.

Anyway, Kafei is a character from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. He and his lover/fiancee, Anju, are the focal point of the Anju/Kafei Quest, which involves reuniting the two and is, quite honestly, the best sidequest in the entire game. If you successfully complete this task, at the end of the game, in the end credits, you will get a scene of Anju wearing her wedding dress and offering her hand to somebody (this occurs in first-prson view).

Kafei has become an extremely popular character and is renowned for being the first character that is not Link that you can play as. Also, many people associate Majora's Mask with Kafei (and Anju).

Kafei is one of my favorite Majora's Mask characters.

Kafei by Lady Alzers March 2, 2011

Avril Lavigne 

An insult used among those who have true taste in music. Basically means "poseur".

Don't be such an Avril Lavigne!

Avril Lavigne by Lady Alzers February 27, 2011

Keyboard Dyslexia 

It's like regular dyslexia except when you type.

Me: I dsilike that.

I have a severe case of Keyboard Dyslexia.

Keyboard Dyslexia by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011