LaDeena's definitions

Connertucky

A hick redneck town that is mostly inhabited by crackwhores and guttertrash. Famous for their trashy broken down bowling alley and kiddy porn ring.

Yeah I used to live in Connertucky, till I came to my senses and moved back to the much classier R-town.

by LaDeena July 4, 2009

satan's concubine

An extrememly short tempered, small statured, partially paralyzed woman who constantly fucked around on her ex husband, producing a child with a different father. Also likes to start fights by throwing the first punch but threatens the punchee that if he hits her back she'll call the police and use her disability as a crutch.

Stephanie was such an uberbitch that her ex husband referred to her as satan's concubine

by LaDeena April 23, 2007

psychiatrist

A head doctor who gets paid to judge you. They love to make psycho babble comments to get you riled, then defend themselves with more psycho babble to make themselves sound more intelligent than they actually are. They like to afix imaginary disorders to people so they can write prescriptions for unnessesary meds.

She was seeing a psychiatrist for awhile, then decided she didn't like being judged for wanting to think for herself.

by LaDeena October 12, 2009

divorce

To legally get rid of the leeching, lazy scumbag you mistakenly married when you were young and naive.

I threw a party when my divorce was final.

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

sarcastic

The act of being syrupy sweet and condescending to someone that is extrememly pissed off, usually resulting in the person getting even more pissed off. Useful when working in retail.

The more pissed off she got at me, the more sarcastic I got with her.

by LaDeena July 4, 2009

paternity test

Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)

Stephanie tried to refuse to take the paternity test proving he wasn't the father because she didn't want the other guy to find out he wasn't the father either.

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

dramalationship

A relationship that is filled with so much drama it feels like a bad soap opera. Starts out as a normal relationship until the Dramaholic's true nature emerges, usually set off my some miniscule happening on the other person's part.The more the normal person tries to be avoid drama, the more the dramaholic tries to create, usually with the intention to break the normal person's spirit and sanity. Usually end up as domestic violence cases when the normal person refuses to be broken down.

I am so happy and grateful that I am out of that dramalationship!!

by LaDeena October 11, 2009