Masturbation

"Practise sex"

If masturbation were a sport, I'd be a jock.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

orange

The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.

"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

home movie

Snuff film involving family members.

It's home movie night, tonight!

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

conch

A shell used to decide diplomatic rule upon child inhabited islands; Later replaced with swine heads.

"Sucks to your conch - Piggy and I are in love."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

dirt pig

1. Dirty, obese girls with tight, stretchy pants and shirt fetishes. Exposed rolls of fat and odd tampon string indent, providing the illusion of a "curly pig tail."

1. "Sick! She's a real dirt pig, all right. Fuck."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

ROTFCAOMPBWYSIHAIAFRWUA

Longest net slang ever

Rolling OnTheFloorCummingAllOverMyPantsBecauseWhatYouSaidIsHilariousAndI'mAFuckingRetardWhoUsesAbbreviations

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

danger fuck

The act of fucking super hard, while flexing arm muscles, during the song: "Final Countdown," by Europe.

"I don't make love, baby - I DANGER FUCK!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003