LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD's definitions

conch

A shell used to decide diplomatic rule upon child inhabited islands; Later replaced with swine heads.

"Sucks to your conch - Piggy and I are in love."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

home movie

Snuff film involving family members.

It's home movie night, tonight!

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

ROTFCAOMPBWYSIHAIAFRWUA

Longest net slang ever

Rolling OnTheFloorCummingAllOverMyPantsBecauseWhatYouSaidIsHilariousAndI'mAFuckingRetardWhoUsesAbbreviations

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

scabby tabby

The MOST razor burnt, hairy (in patches or all over), sickly vagina in the world.

They say that hooker, Miss Kitty, has one scabby tabby - GROSS.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

cooter juice

The juice of Cooter. Anal or penile excrement from an undernourished carnival boss.

"Shit, this beer tastes like Cooter Juice!!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

Bush

Un elected president of the United States. Backed by ex president father, massive Oil and Armaments corporations; The harbinger of sorrow; Evil Incarnate; One to reap the benefits of genocide; One to disgrace an entire nation in the world's eye; Murderer.

"There is an opposite to everything: Fire has water, Sorrow has joy, God has Bush."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

crypt

1. Place for the dead
2. Source of all good horror stories, as told by 'The Crypt Keeper'

1. When I die, put my body in a crypt.
2. "Bad evening, boils and ghouls! Tonight's terrifying tale of spooktacular woe comes straight from my home, the crypt."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003