LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD's definitions

Bush

Un elected president of the United States. Backed by ex president father, massive Oil and Armaments corporations; The harbinger of sorrow; Evil Incarnate; One to reap the benefits of genocide; One to disgrace an entire nation in the world's eye; Murderer.

"There is an opposite to everything: Fire has water, Sorrow has joy, God has Bush."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

cooter juice

The juice of Cooter. Anal or penile excrement from an undernourished carnival boss.

"Shit, this beer tastes like Cooter Juice!!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

crypt

1. Place for the dead
2. Source of all good horror stories, as told by 'The Crypt Keeper'

1. When I die, put my body in a crypt.
2. "Bad evening, boils and ghouls! Tonight's terrifying tale of spooktacular woe comes straight from my home, the crypt."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

shower floor

Most sticky, soiled surface in a 13-16 year old boy's possession.

"Shoot! This glue is worse than a shower floor!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

robot

Automaton of which is born of metal, fire, and rock-n-roll power; Bent on crushing all hu-mans; Thirsts for delicious Oi-l!

"Terminator was a ROBOT"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

wheel chair

Racecar for the walking-impaired

Hey, NICE WHEELS, Buddy. That's a real hot wheel chair you've got. Zoom, Zoom.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

delirium

Trauma of various degrees resulting in confusion, hallucinations, and speech impediment ions; To be delirious.

The sight of something horrible plunged Ted into a state of delirium.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003