Kung-fu Jesus's definitions
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the Rei Unimug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
Get the old ballsmug. A stick of usually 42" to 54" in length used as a support for those with disabilities. Now quite defunct.
The old guy beat a few punk kids with his walking stick and gave them the thrashing of thier lives with his belt.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the walking stickmug. ¥ is the product of using alt code 0165. It is also the symbol for Yen, the currency of Japan, and in some circles can mean the yakuza.
¥ou are teh ghey
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
Get the ¥mug. Divine right is one of many excuses used by monarchs of Europe to retain thier positions of power. It was claimed that God himself put them there. Of course, the intellectuals of the day pointed out that monarchies are formed from the most violent band of thugs, made by man, not God.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the Divine rightmug. If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me.
If you need me let me know gonna be around.
If you got no place to go when you're feeling down.
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie.
If you put me to the test if you let me try,
Take a chance on me,
Take a chance on me.
I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me.
If you need me let me know gonna be around.
If you got no place to go when you're feeling down.
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie.
If you put me to the test if you let me try,
Take a chance on me,
Take a chance on me.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
Get the change ones mindmug. To save time on TV cook shows, the presenters will have made an example to show while the dish is taking time cooking.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
Get the here's on I made earliermug.