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cast iron cow shit

(n.) slang for the frozen mud surrounding any vehicle parked on muddy areas and left to freeze in over winter.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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lugh

Typo for luagh.
I is teh lugh @ j00!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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streetka

Ford's faggoty 2003 European luanched bitch bucket. Driven only by hairy leg lesbo feminists and cock-smokers.
I wish to go to the place where the streetka is made and personally shit down onto each one, because every owner of one is a prick. It is also very ugly.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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service provider email

The email address given to you by your ISP. Only used by people who don't care for web security aka n00bs.
We have recorded your IP address as 127.0.0.1 and have determined from this that you are accessing the web on cust~walt.broadband.etc from YOURISP.


To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.

Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org


Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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hello moto

(v.) The act of taking pictures of an extra-marital affair with a cameraphone, and showing the snapshots to the partner whilst repeating 'hello moto' in a japanese accent.
I personally enjoy smashing mobile phones with mallets stolen from the house at the other end of the road (teach him to leave his garages and tool shed open when he goes out).
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
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ego

A measure of Narcisism.
Narcisists rule!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.
Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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