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machine gun

The act of pointing your finger at someone while going "BBRRRRRRRRR you're dead!" to annoy them. Done mainly when passing a motorist.
I gave that guy a machina gun and he got pissed off because I kept doing it for ten minutes and starting throwing stuff at him. Then he beat me up
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004
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soapbox

(n.) a downhill race for american children, where they design go-carts that have no steering, to get them used to the fact that american roads have no corners, and american cars cannot turn worth shit.
The soapbox derby is lame.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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red lining

Also skating on thin ice. To be in an unfavourable position of being one step away from having a superior party devastate your cause.
I'm seriously red lining it with the boss man. He says I'm one step from having my shit ruined. I know what he's like. he will seriously fuck me up.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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fucktheist

(n.) An atheist who is more on the agenda of denouncing religion, starting with the largest part of christianity- catholicism.
The people who defined god, religion and bible.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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white-man-killer.com

Far from being a black-power site, this is a harmless site showcasing a bunch of eccentric female singers and groups, notably tatu, kate bush and tori amos. I'm not sure what the title has to do with the content, but it looks pretty dumb.
Be sure to note that should the title be changed to mention a minority race, even if the content were the same, white-man-killer.com would be shut down.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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Spit or swallow?

Contraction for "When performing fellatio does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?".
The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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takeshi's castle

What all reality TV shows wish the could be. General Lee owns all reality tv and game shows.
Takeshi's castle owns your tv show!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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