Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

mother teresa

(n.) A good, charitable person.

calcutta yummy cow moo cow moo

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

hate with a passion

To hate <something> with a passion is to really hate it fully, as opposed to greatly disliking it.

Hitler hated the jews with a passion.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

birds and the bees

Explaining to children about sex.

girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress


small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.

by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004

in the line of fire

(adj.) To be in an undesirable position whereby oen will take heat from superiors or the masses.

I'm in the line of fire, but if I do go down, guess who's coming with me...

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004

bullettime

When action in a movie or videogame is put into slow motion with slow motion sound and revolving camera. This is done when bullets are fired at the central protagonist. Comes from the game max payne.

The bullettime scene from the matrix has been copied a few hundred times in parodies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

ice ice baby

(n.) Vanilla Ice's only song of any deal of popularity, that ripped off the tune from the Queen-David Bowie duet "Under Pressure".

Ice Ice b...oh shit I got sued.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

DeLorean

A car capable of taking itelf back to the future.

Wheeee! DeLorean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004