Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

petit morte

"Little death"

Français for orgasm

let's die a little with multiple petit mortes

by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004

lunchbox

The act of a man covering his genitals with his hands, while asking people to "guess what's in my lunchbox" before putting peer pressure on the person stupid enough to answer correctly (penis, genitals, dick etc.) to force them to give him oral sex.

He walked around the party, stark bollock naked, playing lunchbox on all the women. The person who guessed was actually an eight year old girl who he demanded should pay him lip service

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

de-militarized zone

(n.) (American spelling) A part of a country which is not occupied (and is not intended to be occupied) by home troops.

The rhineland was origianally to be a de-militarized zone.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

Belgrano

(n.) Argentinian cruiser the General Belgrano was the first ship ever to be sunk by a nuclear sub during wartime. It was sunk in the early stages of the Falklands war by British HMS conqueror. It was origianally the US navy's "Phoenix" World war II ship, now sold to argentina.


The HMS conqueror fired six torpedoes, two of which hit directly. The first instantly killed 275 argentines sailors, the second ripping off 15 feet of the hull, dooming the ship.

over 700 of the Belgrano's crew were saved, out of 1,138.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

coy

(Military) contraction for "company"

C. coy in reserve.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

whodunnit

(n.) An amalgamation of the words "who done it" into one word. The whodunnit is a mystery where a crime or wrongdoing (a tort, so to speak) must be solved. Used to describe plays or cinema for the most part.

Cluedo is a whodunnit board game.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004