Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

kangaroo court

(n.) a court where the outcome is pre-determined by the reputation of the defendant, and the trial shall not be fair. Justiceless. Kangroo courts can swing either way, but oen side of the arguement will be completely disregarded.

Ned Kelly was tried in a kangaroo court. Gangland trials were in a kangaroo court.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

less than cast iron

Not solid.

Germany's less than cast Iron Schleiffan plan turned into trench warfare during WWII.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

midde finger

Digit located between the index finger and the ring finger. Used mainly for powerful grips and the middle finger salute.

Extend your arm


Extend your middle finger.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 17, 2004

WHU

Also whufc, see west ham for a better definition and a bunch of arsenal supporters whining.

I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

belly flop

(v.) A form of dive achieved by hoisting oneself into the air as high as one can, getting horizontal (facing down) and dropping onto one's stomach.

I belly flopped into the water and it hurt.


The fat guy belly flops into the water.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Cock-Stuffing

When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.

a: yo

b: yea, hi

a: doing anything interesting?

b: no, move along please

a: so what you got there sport?

b: nothing, I told you. Please go away

a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing

B: FUCK OFF!

a: I will, but I wanna know.

B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!


a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004