Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Sultan of brunei

A guy with the largest car collection in the world, the world's second richest man, unless you count that Ikea guy.

The sultan has over 200 Rolls-Royces

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

brass ones

Brass balls, one would assume.

Eidolon's Nepenthe: Brass ones!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 11, 2006

canaan's side

Israel/palestine. Ancient biblic reference. See promised land

And land them safe of canaans' side.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

safehouse

A property, seemingly normal, that is actually owned by a large corporation or goverment. It is used to house people "under fire" until the heat goes away.

"I need to get to a safehouse"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

spoken for

One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.

"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

my ears are bleeding

(Idiom) this music/noise is terrible!

*plays some linkin park*


My ears are bleeding!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

abba

Swedish pop group consisting of two men and two women (who got married then divrced) who had a string of massively popular songs. Thier appeal was lessened by their terrible dress sense.

Abba's best song was "take a chance on me"

by Kung-fu JeSuS July 25, 2004