Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

recognised

"Accepted", "we agree"

Guns N' Roses were the bomb


RECOGNISED!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

use

A retarded way of refering to a group. Supposedly the plural of "you".

use 2 cum ova her! I fund sumfin!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

sadism

Origin: Derived from the marquis de sade

Function (n.) one who derives sexual pleasure from hurting others.

Maquis de sade was the ultimate sadistic writer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

you are in the past tense

Another way of saying "you're history" before killing them or ruining thier lives.

Don't push that button! PLEASE!



You are in the past tense, bub.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

bouncer

(n.) Doorman, a large man who prevents undesirables from entering establishments with a certain image.

(n.) female who enjoys bouncing on the male during intercourse

Big dave the bouncer- he's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground!


Prudence is a real bouncer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

firing squad

A form of execution in which twelve soldiers line up to kill a death sentenceé by firing rifles at his heart. If the sentenceé is seated indoors, only seven soldiers will appear.

I want to get killed by firing squad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

the chair

The electric chair, created by a dentists, it is now the most popular way of state execution in the united states.

Firing squad or the chair?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004