Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

bullet love

When a bullet penetrates the body, akin to making love to it.

That guy's had some bullet love in his time. He came out of the army after being shot about twenty times in five years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

one man army

(n.) A heavily armed and well-trained soldier. See rambo

Rambo is the one man army! Watch him kill 775956957594945.5 people with a handgun and two clips!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

hirsute

hairy mofo.

That pussy is hirsute!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

MG

A British motoring company, now run by BMW (And merged with another comapny, Rover.) It's 50's and 60's heyday saw it dominate the world sportscar market, along with the Jaguar XK120, prompting the United States to start making sportcars, which GM did with the corvette.

The MG TF, Midget, ZF etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

rest of your days

(idiom) the rest of your life.

I will be with you for the rest of your days (Divorced after three years)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Dueling

(n.) A graceful form of fighting for the gentry. No underhand tricks, tomfoolery left out, this is one good way to die.

Dueling was allowed in Hungary until 1933. However, should anyone be killed, mansluaghter was the sentance handed down.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

make yourself at home

There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.

Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.


*rapes the young traveller later that night*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004