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playing hard to get

When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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gloryholer

One who participates in gloryhole sex.
I hear Dan goes goes this sexual deviant club. He's a gloryholer or something.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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slow clap

Sacastic clap, often becomes a standing ovation. See golf clap
After the guy finished his speach he was sweating like a pig. To really rub it in we gave him a slow clap. When he finally got it over with he got a standing ovation.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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internet protocol

Internet protocol, or IP address, is a unique number (like a phone number) that is given to you by your service provider. Most users retain their IP address for the lifetime of the contract with thier isp, although some companies (AOL and it's subsidiaries) give out dynamic IP addresses. When an AOL user logs on, they are allocated a random IP from the pool of free ones. Since AOL is huge, and not all of it's customers are online at once, it saved on IP's buy getting less than it had customers. IP's can be hidden by subnet masks, proxy servers or ciphers.


The format of the IP is four numbers of 1-3 digits, separted by full stops.
127.0.0.1 is the address that your computer uses to refer to itself.


12.0.98.205, 104.98.35.67, 98.54.66.67
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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internet protocol

ISP given identity, consisting of four 1-3 digit numbers 0-255.
All Ip's range 0.0.0.0-255.255.255.255
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bloodbath

Any conflict (level is irrelevant) that formates into seemingly grauitous violence.
The greatest bloodbath in human history was the Battle of the Somme, in world war one.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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satisfied

When enough has been one, one becoems satisfied.
He was satisfied enough of his enemies had been killed


He was satisfied after the meal.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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