Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 11, 2006
Get the brass onesmug. (n.) Lewis Carrol's book. Transformed into a movie about getting high, the munchies, talking animals, people singing songs, story without plot, and some moral shit about not pissing off the queen of hearts.
(v.) to be dazed or high
(v.) to be dazed or high
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
Get the Alice in wonderlandmug. Ah, I'm glad we found some common ground on the subject of gun control/ feminists/ transsexuals/ who is gayer than Elton John.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
Get the common groundmug. How america became the world's richest nation.
Basically, raped britain of her assets and overseas investments, particularly in North America. See Greed.
Basically, raped britain of her assets and overseas investments, particularly in North America. See Greed.
IN ONE OF HIS FAMOUS SPEECHES Churchill asked America 'Give us the tools and we will finish the job'. But America wouldn't 'give' anything without payment. After two years of war, Roosevelt had drained Britain dry, stripping her of all her assets in the USA, including real estate and property. The British owned Viscose Company, worth £125 million was liquidated, Britain receiving only £87 million. Britain's £1,924 million investments in Canada were sold off to pay for raw materials bought in the United States. To make sure that Roosevelt got his money, he dispatched the American cruiser, 'Louisville ' to the South African naval base of Simonstown to pick up forty two million Pounds worth of British gold, Britain's last negotiable asset, to help pay for American guns and ammunition!. Not content with stripping Britain of her gold and assets, in return for 50 old destroyers, he demanded that Britain transfer all her scientific and technological secrets to the USA. Also, he demanded leases on the islands of Newfoundland, Jamaica, Trinidad and Bermuda for the setting up of American military and naval bases in case Britain should fall. (Of the 50 lend lease destroyers supplied to Britain, 9 were lost during the war)
Russia lost more men in the siege of Stalingrad than the Americans lost in the whole war and the yanks think THEY bailed us out.
---A very good definition of Greed
Unlike past superpowers of the world, the united states failed at imperialisation, and attempts to make multi-national corporations will eventually benefit individuals rather then the entire public (via taxes). The United states will be another Spain, and will remain the world's major power for a mere century before it makes so many enemies it falls through. When it one day gets itself into a situation it cannot afford, it shall come crawling to Britain for support, which by this time will be back on the road to becoming the world's major power for the third time in since 1066, and will be raped of its' European assets the same way Britain was, and that shall be just.
Russia lost more men in the siege of Stalingrad than the Americans lost in the whole war and the yanks think THEY bailed us out.
---A very good definition of Greed
Unlike past superpowers of the world, the united states failed at imperialisation, and attempts to make multi-national corporations will eventually benefit individuals rather then the entire public (via taxes). The United states will be another Spain, and will remain the world's major power for a mere century before it makes so many enemies it falls through. When it one day gets itself into a situation it cannot afford, it shall come crawling to Britain for support, which by this time will be back on the road to becoming the world's major power for the third time in since 1066, and will be raped of its' European assets the same way Britain was, and that shall be just.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
Get the Lend Lease Actmug. German for "Night of Broken Glass"
On the 9th of November 1938, Nazi propagandist Josef Goebells ordered citizens and military to burn o'er 200 synagogues and smash the windows of jewish owned business'.
On the 9th of November 1938, Nazi propagandist Josef Goebells ordered citizens and military to burn o'er 200 synagogues and smash the windows of jewish owned business'.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
Get the Kristallnachtmug. I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.
The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.
The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
Get the stark bollock nakedmug.