Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

do-gooder

(n.) A pesky pinko/wooly liberal more concerned with uber-censorship and helping everyone who the liberal media has tricked them into thinking needs help. This, naturally, means ethnic minorities and people with disabilities. See also ambulance chaser, annoying, feminazi, someone I want to rape (if hot chick) and kill

If you hate do-gooders, raise your hand (or vote for this definition, whatever floats your boat)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 17, 2004

ego

A measure of Narcisism.

Narcisists rule!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

credit

(n.) An allowance of money. Giving a person or organisation credit makes them a debtor, and you, thier creditor.

We are £40,000 in credit with you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

sport of kings

See horse racing

Horse racing is known as the sport of kings.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

six weeks'

In the UK, the six weeks summer holidays. Most of the world has longer in the summer, and shorter breaks throught the year to compensate for lost time.

In the six weeks', I like to cause trouble in foreign countries.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

fixed costs

See overheads

Lighting, heating, rent etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

war-state

When a state of war is declared on a country, or a country declares a state of war on another, they are considered to be a war-state, and are not eligible to compete in the Olympic games.

Iraq was a war-state, and technically, is still at war (although occupation is the final stage, imperialisation or handing over of power marks the end of war)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004