Krkič's definitions

record

maybe its not depression but a self-inflicted inferiority of personal interest.

I have this idea for an exhibition. I want to record heavy breathing and other noises coming from the mouth. Would you be ok with being recorded? anonymous stuff of course. Let me know.

by Krkič May 20, 2019

glasses

when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.

"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.

The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.

by Krkič May 3, 2019

im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 8, 2020

dear Js

the compliments one comes up with while sober (sober for decades actually). one may discover heart-warmth in themselves expressing them to someone of appreciation because they just ring true. ultimately making it a pleasure.

Examples of dear Js:
-you are my attention-sucker
-i love looking at you when im not busy
-thinking of unspeakable things takes all my energy making me a lazy cow
-when i jog i imagine im running to you. It makes me go faster
-you look like a bouquet of my favourite cacti
-if i don't pay attention i might moan on the way to work

by Krkič June 3, 2019

Phyllis

She is not that jealous, well, it depends. On the type of girl/woman. Now that i think of it, naw, she is not jealous. She used to be very, very, extremely jealous but had a mysterious afflatus in her dream one night that suggested that in ideal conditions with an ideal partner there would not be any reason to be. She might be naive though. Sex is easy, sex is cheap. Flirt is easy, flirt is cheap. If you don't take care of your partner's needs they might be inclined to accept an offer. And thats that. Would that be the end of a relationship for her? Ask her, how do i know.

Phyllis went out with Ron. When she came back from the bathroom there was a tall, black-haired, pale-skinned, voluptious woman standing next to him, her breast almost touching his arm. They were smiling, laughing, gesticulating, grimacing as if they had known each other for a long time. Plus their voices were really low which annoyed her the most. High-pitched voices reminded her of theatre thus fake, not real, acted. But Ron and the woman were so calm, too calm, Phyllis couldnt bear the sight. She didnt know what to do. She tapped Ron, looked him in the eyes and was shocked to see them all dreamy and high and..happy! Then she looked at the woman. She was smiling, really friendly, she didnt reject Phyllis' eye contact and held out her hand. At that moment Phyllis turned away with tears in her eyes realising both Ron and Phyllis had fallen in love with that woman.

by Krkič May 6, 2019

jar of tar

facing adversity

"put the butterfly in the jar of tar
and watch it fight"

by Krkič January 3, 2020

Presley

don't die
I need you
in my life

Elvis Presley: "don't die I need you in my life"

by Krkič March 7, 2020