Krkič's definitions

Gustavio's balanced self

Gustavio's balanced self is really helpful. I do appreciate that. I never tell him enough. I never do many things enough. But this is about Gustavio. His balanced self.

Thank you, Gustavio's balanced self, for being there. Better late than never. Better digital than nothing at all.

Gustavio's balanced self, I still have so much work to do. Scary when I think of it. Coffee?

by Krkič January 20, 2019

mega slap

You know you deserve a mega slap when you receive one!

Man, that really hurt. How can you be so mean? I guess I will have to mega slap you now.

by Krkič January 29, 2019

fretzy shtah

used to address a friend or acquaintance,
can also come in handy in any arguement

Can we meet up, fretzy shtah?

I'd love to show you the construction plans over a cup of tea, fretzy shtah.

Leave the kid alone, fretzy shtah, he was only playing!

by Krkič February 2, 2019

spider-hosing

to remove spiders and spiderwebs by hosing them off

Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.

"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."

by Krkič February 6, 2019

mysteries

when a mature motherwoman is forced to start an affair to satisfy her physical needs. heavy shit.

life is strange.

*thinks*: i need to capture these mysteries artistically

by Krkič February 6, 2019

self loaf

what we put in the cart on a regular basis. it is easy to live off the self loaf as it is affordable (cheap) and filling. provides simple answers to most everyday challenges.

"mum, I couldn't help but purchase a self loaf. I am so sorry."
-"come here. you are beautiful and worthy of all your dreams. entitled to feel good in your skin, spread the love that you have kept to yourself for so long. let nobody ever tell you otherwise."

"You are beautiful. all the stories your face tell are beautiful. the lines, the marks, the gaps and spots. the lacks, the space, the chubs, the dots."

"I had me a gigantic piece of self loaf. tastes disgusting. I don't want to eat it ever again."

by Krkič February 9, 2019

Sokay

what you say when your offer has been declined

"sokay. s'no point in raising some kind of pressure you know."

"sokay. i am here in case you need company. i hope you know."

by Krkič February 9, 2019