Krkič's definitions

you're fine

simply understandingly speechlessly knowingly give a hug

after your friend got booed off stage: "come here you stupid hairy dolphin, you luminous earthquake"

"let me soak your brain cells in sugary tomato soup. you're fine"

by Krkič February 26, 2019

safe sex

safety is your number one priority in life.
you do not want to take risks. ever.
so you wait until your highschool crush enters menopause to have sex with her.

He says her patience is golden. I say she is fucking weird for having safe sex with him.

by Krkič July 14, 2019

Fritzi

you have come home from a flat party and are typing random definitions on ud first thing.
plus you are hoping to get hold of your krasch.

Fritzi (really talkative and energised): "yeah so we were at Cana's and there were really nice people mainly students and there was food and wine and laughter. And i miss you. And most of the stuff you say is just not true."

by Krkič November 29, 2019

Hugo

a loser at iMessage games

Hugo is a loser at iMessage games.

by Krkič May 29, 2019

In thought

Its a beautiful day and im going swimming with my family
Can i take you with me
In thought
Would you mind

Coz its all i can ever do
All i can do
Is take you with me
In thought

by Krkič August 18, 2019

titty-shocked

to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday

"i titty-shocked Beaujolais on his 26th birthday. fun is more important to me than sustainability."

by Krkič July 12, 2019

dr speichelstreicher

its the 194th consecutive night dr speichelstreicher sits in his basement brooding over the very same thing. chaotic scenery on a candle-lit bureau: feathers, stones, wood, inky tissues, glass, an abacus and a globe. whiskey. herbal snuff powder. lemonade.
dr speichelstreicher studies his thing from all angles known to him, changing perspective to his best knowledge, questioning his questions and questioning his answers. yet he fails to make conclusions satisfactory enough to publish his findings. his neighbours think him mad, his colleagues find him amusing, his son has moved to patagonia.

dr speichelstreicher: what is it made of. where does it originate from. why did it find me. what is the meaning. how do i establish contact. is it alive. can it be born again. will my discovery grant me scientific honors. will it destroy me and steal my soul. can i keep it in a cage. do i save it as a file. is it a bug. is it an angel. is it anything known to wo/man. how can i be sure that i see it. is it a hallucination. is it a drug. does it make me happy. give me purpose. does it corrode my innerness. is it attractive. is it fascinating. am i being fed a line. can i catch it. or will it vaporise when i touch it.
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by Krkič January 17, 2021