Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Krkič

Chi-Jo

to suck his chin until he cums out of his cute dimple

by Krkič April 27, 2019

the sheer delight of having you between my thighs. feeling your weight. sensing your excitement (it equals mine). what is your naked gasp going to sound like?
i want to bite something.
with you im not ashamed of what makes me feel good.
🖤

"can you put the jammy funk on repeat?"

by Krkič September 19, 2019

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Kevin

he is quite the jealous man. reassure him that he is all that matters. there may be bitches and barkers trying to flirt in his presence, how disrespectful. just pull out one of your many anti-jealousy-defence tools and deescalate the situation. no need for drama. he will feel relaxed immediately when you show them who your king is.

Kevin was disrespected in public. It had his motors started fiercely against his will. We tried to calm the situation, i quickly sucked him off on the dancefloor to show the crowd that we take care of each others business.

by Krkič May 6, 2019

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fat pad

when social distancing and fear bears down on you
-try to establish daily routines. music, workout, get your dose of daylight, write or phone people you care about
-have positive thoughts. your memory can provide you with good times. remember them, your achievements, moments with loved ones. know that this will pass.
-think ahead. make plans, be creative, look forward
I love you.

caught myself despairing. i was like, woa, our fat pad has been our arrogance, we can easily live off that for the next months.

by Krkič March 17, 2020

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crossing the river

when you meet great joy after passing general laziness or social anxiety

"through my very own effort of crossing the river, i got in touch with a stranger and in the end even recorded a quick song. the rest of my day was very light hearted. which means what i did was right."

by Krkič May 16, 2020

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