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you have come home from a flat party and are typing random definitions on ud first thing.
plus you are hoping to get hold of your krasch.
plus you are hoping to get hold of your krasch.
Fritzi (really talkative and energised): "yeah so we were at Cana's and there were really nice people mainly students and there was food and wine and laughter. And i miss you. And most of the stuff you say is just not true."
by Krkič November 29, 2019
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you do not want to take risks. ever.
so you wait until your highschool crush enters menopause to have sex with her.
you do not want to take risks. ever.
so you wait until your highschool crush enters menopause to have sex with her.
by Krkič July 14, 2019
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when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.
at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.
by Krkič October 15, 2019
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Papi, it was a pleasure sucking your dick which was mine all these years.
Dont you act offended now. Its not a slutty thing to say. Its a wifey thing to say.
Long live NSMEDD!
Dont you act offended now. Its not a slutty thing to say. Its a wifey thing to say.
Long live NSMEDD!
by Krkič April 12, 2019
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