Krazy K's definitions

swamp gas

a particularly nasty smelling fart that lingers in the room for several minutes after being emitted from the anus; flatulence

Evonna has some major swamp gas today! She farted over five minutes ago and I can still smell it!

by Krazy K December 21, 2002

anus boils

see hemorrhoid

You should have seen that guy's anus boils!

by Krazy K December 21, 2002

ftb

fat tited bitch

that girl waz a fta

by Krazy K April 19, 2003

honkin

1. Loud- pertaining to farts, the sound of car horns
2. Large- like Sasquatch

1. Did you hear the honkin fart that guy let out a minute ago?
2. My stepdad's mistress is a honkin red-headed Sasquatch with a huge gut.

by Krazy K November 30, 2002

pooterhead

Also, a retarded person.

Mike is such a pooterhead! Did you see him walk into that wall?

by Krazy K November 30, 2002

flagged

when one takes a book into the bathroom while taking a shit and reads it (ex: that one episode of Seinfield)

Man, I must have taken the longest shit in the world last night. Luckily, I had Moby Dick in there with me. It's just too bad I flagged it.

by Krazy K December 21, 2002

trois

1. The French number three
2. Number three in reference to bodily functions (i.e. i have to go number 1)

1. Un, Deux, Trois...(1, 2, 3...)
2. I need to take a major trois! It's starting to prairie dog!

by Krazy K October 19, 2003