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verb, transitive, past-tense.
Infinitive form: to kodak.
Present/future tense form: kodakking.
Definition: To involuntarily suffer near-total to total data loss to your hard drives. Especially if due to poorly programmed proprietary software that comes with new hardware.
Background: Some versions of Kodak Easyshare software had a tendency to mung FAT32 partitions. Yes, I was one of the victims of that delightful little bug.
Infinitive form: to kodak.
Present/future tense form: kodakking.
Definition: To involuntarily suffer near-total to total data loss to your hard drives. Especially if due to poorly programmed proprietary software that comes with new hardware.
Background: Some versions of Kodak Easyshare software had a tendency to mung FAT32 partitions. Yes, I was one of the victims of that delightful little bug.
Fucking driver update totally kodaked my box, and I have an assignment due tomorrow!...URGE TO KILL, RISING!
by Korgmeister March 15, 2005
Get the kodaked mug.A heavily contracted way of saying "My good friend, I would be ever so pleased if you could send me a URL related to WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU'RE GODDAMNED TALKING ABOUT!"
Inspired by Homer Simpson's method of requesting a Beer from Marge - "Beer me!"
Inspired by Homer Simpson's method of requesting a Beer from Marge - "Beer me!"
by Korgmeister March 21, 2005
Get the URL me mug.In a teamwork situation, an extremely irrational person, who takes charge of a project through sheer force of will rather than competence and leads it in a direction which guarantees failure.
Background: The Don Quixote of literature had a tendency to do extraordinarily stupid things without thinking them through. But people were loathe to try and stop him on account of his being a few cans short of a six pack.
Background: The Don Quixote of literature had a tendency to do extraordinarily stupid things without thinking them through. But people were loathe to try and stop him on account of his being a few cans short of a six pack.
I am officially referring to my project leader as "Don Quixote" from this point on. She's got the idea in her head that she, rather than the boss, defines the project KPIs. I'm going along with it because a good performance appraisal is not worth the next few months of my life being made a living hell by that crazy-ass bitch!
by Korgmeister April 2, 2005
Get the don quixote mug.Derogatory term for the collective mass of young women who seek to emulate Paris Hilton's sense of "Style".
by Korgmeister April 21, 2006
Get the paris hilton borg mug.To slash something.
That is, take an existing work of fiction and add or imply a homosexual subtext to it. Some do it because they find it amusing. Others do it because they find it arousing.
Most common targets for slashing are the Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings books and movies. Macho movies, especially 'Top Gun' and 'Fight Club' are also favoured targets of this activity.
That is, take an existing work of fiction and add or imply a homosexual subtext to it. Some do it because they find it amusing. Others do it because they find it arousing.
Most common targets for slashing are the Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings books and movies. Macho movies, especially 'Top Gun' and 'Fight Club' are also favoured targets of this activity.
#1: I love slashing the Lord Of The Rings movies. I know it's all about friendship but the way the actors play Sam/Frodo and Aragorn/Legolas I simply can't believe it's platonic.
#2: For the love of all that is holy will you STOP slashing Shindler's List!
#2: For the love of all that is holy will you STOP slashing Shindler's List!
by Korgmeister May 8, 2006
Get the slashing mug.Translation from scientist to normal person speak: We honestly have no fucking idea.
Sometimes, even scientists don't know what's going on. At times like that they tend to act like everyone else, which is that they assume the most popular idea must be correct. Unfortunately, this is sophistry, not science.
Sometimes, even scientists don't know what's going on. At times like that they tend to act like everyone else, which is that they assume the most popular idea must be correct. Unfortunately, this is sophistry, not science.
Dr John Snow, I am tired of your incessant prattling about Cholera being a water-born disease! There is a scientific consensus that it is spread by a miasma and that is final!
by Korgmeister March 21, 2005
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Cynics have NMFP - Not My Fucking Problem.
Recite this calming mantra the next time someone tries to make your life unnecessarily difficult.
Cynics have NMFP - Not My Fucking Problem.
Recite this calming mantra the next time someone tries to make your life unnecessarily difficult.
Lumbergh: Umm, this project is kind of, err, behind schedule. So if you could, umm, come in Saturday...that'd be greeeat.
Me: Do I get overtime loading?
Lumbergh: Err...no. Payroll's been on my ass lately.
Me: Sorry dude. NMFP. Find someone else.
Me: Do I get overtime loading?
Lumbergh: Err...no. Payroll's been on my ass lately.
Me: Sorry dude. NMFP. Find someone else.
by Korgmeister March 15, 2005
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