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Heart Attack

A hilarious occurrence in which a fat fuck's heart vessel gets clogged up by years of being fat.
After years of being warned to take care of his health, the fat, ugly obese man finally died of an agonizing heart attack. Good riddance, for he was a complete and total waste of space on the Earth.
by Kongamuse January 4, 2011
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VampireFreaks

Another social networking website especially designed for attention whores.
everyone that uses vampirefreaks is dumb
by Kongamuse May 14, 2011
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FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA

I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon, they'll leave me alone

Free and freaky in the USA

My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I hate it when people look at me the wrong way

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

England and France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When i go over there
I make sure
I gotta walk bold

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

Woah, today, my mind begins to stray

I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK

Free and freaky in the USA
ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA
PINK PAJAMA

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
by Kongamuse May 2, 2013
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FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA

I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon they'll leave me alone

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫

My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I friggen' HATE IT when people
look at me the wrong way

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪

England, Spain & France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When I go over there
I gotta make sure
I'm gonna walk bold

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US of A ♫

Woah, today, my mind begins to stray !

I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK...

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ! ♫
ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA,
PINK PAJAMA

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪

BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
RUDE MADONNA,
IN NEVADA...

LOUISIANA,
MARIJUANA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫

♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
Come on ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
Everybody now ♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US OF A ♪
I said ♪ "FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA" ♫

(breakdown)

FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA !
by Kongamuse May 7, 2013
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Mélançon

A French nickname for a depressive, gloomy, melancholic person. Can also be spelled Mélanchon in Standard French.

Interesting historical factoid: This name was given to Pierre Laverdure ("Pierre the Green") a French colonist from La Rochelle, in Western France, who settled in Nova Scotia and Quebec. All Quebec and Louisiana Cajuns who bear this last name are all descended from him, and all are related to each other at some point. See: cousins

Laverdure was known for witnessing many tragedies in his life, and suffering from bouts of traumatic melancholia. Hence his nickname given by other colonists.

Pronounced: May-la'h-sa'h (letter N's are usually silent in French, after the first letter)
"Le pauvre petitlançon"
by Kongamuse May 31, 2013
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Despite popular belief (from many pseudo-intellectuals, who don't understand him) Friedrich Nietzsche WAS, in-fact, an antisemite, and his views are very in-concordance with Nazi and Fascist ideologies, and individualism. Nietzsche was all about self-governance and individualism, and choosing one's fate. (Self-determination.)

In fact, in his book, Anti-Christ, he called the Jews "the strangest race on Earth and human history." And a "life-denying" people. He was very anti-Judeo-Christianity and Abrahamic religion (i.e. Christianity, Islam), believing that these Semitic values, contradicted human nature and made people weak, degenerate and life-denying. He believed that the values of Buddhism and paganism were far more legitimate in empowering people. Nietzsche was all about exercising individual's human nature and prejudices, because not doing so, would cost them power, and would make individuals weak and degenerate. It is fair to say that Nietzsche was in favor of both totalitarianism, as well as Tribalism/Anarchy, (opposite of totalitarianism) but as long as they exercised the individual's will-to-power, and there were no Untermenshen to disrupt the natural power process. (This means that Nietzsche would be, very in-favor of concepts such as racial segregation.)
People (mostly misinformed left-wingers, Marxists, or Utilitarians, or Anarchist teenagers, and other deceitful charlatans) who think that Friedrich Nietzsche wasn't an antisemite are total idiots, and clearly have not read many of his writings. The guy was totally and completely antisemitic.
by Kongamuse November 14, 2013
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The Doors

While in college, many young men still choose to immerse themselves in such ill-advised subjects as Rimbaud, Nietzsche, black magic and American indian folklore. Most get over it; Morrison, unfortunately, inflicted his terminally adolescent talents on the wider-world. The consequences of which, included overblown screeds of pretentious pseudo-intellectual nonsense; such as "The End", and "The Crystal Ship", as well as puerile, spooky, pre-pubescent drivelry passed off as poetry. Plus, effectively; the invention of goth. Then he got fat and died.
Appalling fact: Jim Morrison of The Doors is widely believed by many to have suffered his fatal heart attack in Paris while masturbating in the bathtub.
by Kongamuse November 21, 2013
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