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The most cowardly people in the Western world. They like to think their shit doesn't stink, just because their ancestors built an awesome culture. or something. That's really all that I see about them. Superficial attention whores.
The only reason people like the French is because of their culture. Which is a pretty shallow reason to like them. The modern French people are total douches, they are dumb as hell, and they have not lived up to their ancestors' names. They are descendants of Gallo and Breton Celts, Frankish Germans, & Greco-Italians. They preach about left-wing ideas such as tolerance, while being xenophobic themselves. Basically its a PC Marxist shithole, where reality is ignored & contradictory lives run rampant. They are also tolerant of Muslims & Jews, Gypsies & other leaches. (I have no idea why the French waste time on these people...)
(Even Cajuns don't like French people. I should know ... I am one. Don't believe me? I can prove it....Last name is FONTENOT, family is originally from VENDEE, POITOU and BRITTANY...I live in Louisiana. Born of mostly Catholic family. Am a Deist. And I do know who Bonaparte, Voltaire and Clovis are. And yes, I CAN point France out on a map......How many French people can point out, Louisiana I wonder..)
As an American with Cajun French ancestry, I really have to laugh at all of these French nerds bashing CMT and rednecks on this website. (As if there is anything fuckin wrong with being country in the first place.) Fagz.
The only reason people like the French is because of their culture. Which is a pretty shallow reason to like them. The modern French people are total douches, they are dumb as hell, and they have not lived up to their ancestors' names. They are descendants of Gallo and Breton Celts, Frankish Germans, & Greco-Italians. They preach about left-wing ideas such as tolerance, while being xenophobic themselves. Basically its a PC Marxist shithole, where reality is ignored & contradictory lives run rampant. They are also tolerant of Muslims & Jews, Gypsies & other leaches. (I have no idea why the French waste time on these people...)
(Even Cajuns don't like French people. I should know ... I am one. Don't believe me? I can prove it....Last name is FONTENOT, family is originally from VENDEE, POITOU and BRITTANY...I live in Louisiana. Born of mostly Catholic family. Am a Deist. And I do know who Bonaparte, Voltaire and Clovis are. And yes, I CAN point France out on a map......How many French people can point out, Louisiana I wonder..)
As an American with Cajun French ancestry, I really have to laugh at all of these French nerds bashing CMT and rednecks on this website. (As if there is anything fuckin wrong with being country in the first place.) Fagz.
Polish, Serbs & Russians are far cooler. Beware of your interactions with these people, as they are usually not to be trusted, for they are known for their cowardice & complicity. Common personality traits of a French include metrosexuality, backstabbing, political correctness, obnoxious liberalism, hatred of rednecks, Serbs, Russians and other hard-working people, pseudo-intellectualism, contradictory lifestyle (xenophobic, yet preaching tolerance), bashing almost anyone who isn't them, affection for homosexuals, superficiality, all talk no actions, lack of fortitude, self-pity.
by Kongamuse December 11, 2013
Get the French mug.God I LOVE seeing people fail. It's so hilarious. I hope the whole economy collapses and anarchy and chaos and riots ensue.
Overpopulation is bad. We need to kill off several billion people with disease and starvation. The more of this pathetic mess of a species is wiped out, the better.
We also need to establish a totalitarian governmental dictatorship that reign over the idiotic majority. The remaining idiotic masses can be serfs and wage slaves since they already do not seem to mind it now, and since their minds are already on such a retarded level.
We'll work 'em hard. Like they're in boot camp.
If the serfs act up and do not do what the dictators tell them, we'll just torture them. Amputate them without anesthesia; rip off their limbs. See how they like that.
Overpopulation is bad. We need to kill off several billion people with disease and starvation. The more of this pathetic mess of a species is wiped out, the better.
We also need to establish a totalitarian governmental dictatorship that reign over the idiotic majority. The remaining idiotic masses can be serfs and wage slaves since they already do not seem to mind it now, and since their minds are already on such a retarded level.
We'll work 'em hard. Like they're in boot camp.
If the serfs act up and do not do what the dictators tell them, we'll just torture them. Amputate them without anesthesia; rip off their limbs. See how they like that.
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"Fuck the economy! I hope it goes to shit! Fuck you all!" - Me
And here come the thumbs down!
Quit whining you turds. No pain = no gain.
"Fuck the economy! I hope it goes to shit! Fuck you all!" - Me
And here come the thumbs down!
Quit whining you turds. No pain = no gain.
by Kongamuse March 4, 2011
Get the Economy mug.A lost U.S. state, named after the Absaroka indian tribe.
Absaroka was going to be in between what is now Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota and South Dakota as a US state in 1939, but because there were not enough people in the specific land area, Congress changed their minds at the last minute and Absaroka wasn't approved. What is now Sheridan, Wyoming was going to be Sheridan, Absaroka, the capital of the new state of Absaroka.
See also: the lost state of Lincoln, another lost state that was going to be paired with Washington, Oregon and Idaho.
Absaroka was going to be in between what is now Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota and South Dakota as a US state in 1939, but because there were not enough people in the specific land area, Congress changed their minds at the last minute and Absaroka wasn't approved. What is now Sheridan, Wyoming was going to be Sheridan, Absaroka, the capital of the new state of Absaroka.
See also: the lost state of Lincoln, another lost state that was going to be paired with Washington, Oregon and Idaho.
by Kongamuse September 24, 2011
Get the Absaroka mug.Basically, some gumpy kid on YouTube who really seems to have nothing better to do then make YouTube videos. He should be doing more important things with his time such as studying for school or getting a job rather than whining and attention whoring. See: get a life
by Kongamuse February 23, 2011
Get the pruane2forever mug."Da white man! da white man! They tryna keep us niggas down" -- some black guy
"I's gone get me sommadat free entitlement! I's gone vote for Barry O! Yessuh! da white man ain't gon stop me now!" - Welfare Negro
" I failed da 5th grade 6 times. it must be da white man."
"I's gone get me sommadat free entitlement! I's gone vote for Barry O! Yessuh! da white man ain't gon stop me now!" - Welfare Negro
" I failed da 5th grade 6 times. it must be da white man."
by Kongamuse May 28, 2015
Get the da white man mug.Today, a young philosophy major on Magic Mushrooms, realized that all matter in the Universe is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that our souls are actually the electronic energy connections within our minds. That we are all one universal consciousness born into separate realities, experiencing itself subjectively. There is NO such thing as space and time or death; life is only an existential dream, and everything that ever thrived in the universe (humans, animals, plants, stars) is the imagination of ourselves.
Pretty much true.
Pretty much true.
Today, a young philosophy major on Magic Mushrooms, realized that all matter in the Universe is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that our souls are actually the electronic energy connections within our minds. That we are all one universal consciousness born into separate realities, experiencing itself subjectively. There is NO such thing as space and time or death; life is only an existential dream, and everything that ever thrived in the universe (humans, animals, plants, stars) is the imagination of ourselves.
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by Kongamuse August 27, 2013
Get the Pantheistic Solipsistic Buddhism mug.I think they are the most overrated band of all time. I listen to their albums, and most of them are pretty bland, dull, mediocre. Whatever. They're overrated. The Pixies are much better.
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OH FUCKING WELL. :)
by Kongamuse September 5, 2011
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