Kongamuse's definitions

The Doors

While in college, many young men still choose to immerse themselves in such ill-advised subjects as Rimbaud, Nietzsche, black magic and American indian folklore. Most get over it; Morrison, unfortunately, inflicted his terminally adolescent talents on the wider-world. The consequences of which, included overblown screeds of pretentious pseudo-intellectual nonsense; such as "The End", and "The Crystal Ship", as well as puerile, spooky, pre-pubescent drivelry passed off as poetry. Plus, effectively; the invention of goth. Then he got fat and died.

Appalling fact: Jim Morrison of The Doors is widely believed by many to have suffered his fatal heart attack in Paris while masturbating in the bathtub.

by Kongamuse November 21, 2013

Husker Du

I think they are the most overrated band of all time. I listen to their albums, and most of them are pretty bland, dull, mediocre. Whatever. They're overrated. The Pixies are much better.

This definition is probably going to a lot of thumbs down.

OH FUCKING WELL. :)

Husker Du - Most overrated underground band of the 80s.

by Kongamuse September 5, 2011

Mélançon

A French nickname for a depressive, gloomy, melancholic person. Can also be spelled Mélanchon in Standard French.

Interesting historical factoid: This name was given to Pierre Laverdure ("Pierre the Green") a French colonist from La Rochelle, in Western France, who settled in Nova Scotia and Quebec. All Quebec and Louisiana Cajuns who bear this last name are all descended from him, and all are related to each other at some point. See: cousins

Laverdure was known for witnessing many tragedies in his life, and suffering from bouts of traumatic melancholia. Hence his nickname given by other colonists.

Pronounced: May-la'h-sa'h (letter N's are usually silent in French, after the first letter)

"Le pauvre petit Mélançon"

by Kongamuse May 31, 2013

retarded

so stupid it's embarrassing. can be used to describe something like comedy or a person's bizarre, off-the-wall, eccentric behavior.

I like Family Guy, but sometimes it's humor can get a little retarded.

by Kongamuse November 1, 2012

Heart Attack

A hilarious occurrence in which a fat fuck's heart vessel gets clogged up by years of being fat.

After years of being warned to take care of his health, the fat, ugly obese man finally died of an agonizing heart attack. Good riddance, for he was a complete and total waste of space on the Earth.

by Kongamuse January 4, 2011

VampireFreaks

Another social networking website especially designed for attention whores.

everyone that uses vampirefreaks is dumb

by Kongamuse May 14, 2011

Diàbo Saoulé

summer feels like death, godless we run
in my eyes there dreams an ocean, hell beneath my tongue
I UNDERSTAND....AND DON'T CARE
well the skyscrapers look like gravestones here, from out here
throwback
with blood in my cum
in my heart the song plays on the insects requiem
I UNDERSTAND....AND DON'T CARE
'cause the skyscrapers look like gravestones from out here
pissing your life as fast as they consume you
killing everything as fast as they can bleed you
pissing your life as fast as they consume you
killing everythingas fast as they can bleed you
throwback
with blood in my cum
in my eyes there dreams an ocean, hell beneath my tongue
I UNDERSTAND....AND DON'T CARE
well the sky scrapers look like gravestones here, from out here
from out here
from out here
from out here
from out here

Diàbo Saoulé is a song by the grunge band Acid Bath from Laforche Parish, Louisiana. Diàbo Saoulé means "Drunken Devil" in Cajun French. It is about a man who loses control and becomes an asshole while drunk, and how alcoholism eventually consumes and takes over his life.

by Kongamuse September 7, 2013