Kongamuse's definitions

FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA

I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon, they'll leave me alone

Free and freaky in the USA

My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I hate it when people look at me the wrong way

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

England and France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When i go over there
I make sure
I gotta walk bold

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

Woah, today, my mind begins to stray

I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK

Free and freaky in the USA

ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA
PINK PAJAMA

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

by Kongamuse May 2, 2013

The Doors

While in college, many young men still choose to immerse themselves in such ill-advised subjects as Rimbaud, Nietzsche, black magic and American indian folklore. Most get over it; Morrison, unfortunately, inflicted his terminally adolescent talents on the wider-world. The consequences of which, included overblown screeds of pretentious pseudo-intellectual nonsense; such as "The End", and "The Crystal Ship", as well as puerile, spooky, pre-pubescent drivelry passed off as poetry. Plus, effectively; the invention of goth. Then he got fat and died.

Appalling fact: Jim Morrison of The Doors is widely believed by many to have suffered his fatal heart attack in Paris while masturbating in the bathtub.

by Kongamuse November 21, 2013

Husker Du

I think they are the most overrated band of all time. I listen to their albums, and most of them are pretty bland, dull, mediocre. Whatever. They're overrated. The Pixies are much better.

This definition is probably going to a lot of thumbs down.

OH FUCKING WELL. :)

Husker Du - Most overrated underground band of the 80s.

by Kongamuse September 5, 2011

Heart Attack

A hilarious occurrence in which a fat fuck's heart vessel gets clogged up by years of being fat.

After years of being warned to take care of his health, the fat, ugly obese man finally died of an agonizing heart attack. Good riddance, for he was a complete and total waste of space on the Earth.

by Kongamuse January 4, 2011

Pantheistic Solipsistic Buddhism

Today, a young philosophy major on Magic Mushrooms, realized that all matter in the Universe is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that our souls are actually the electronic energy connections within our minds. That we are all one universal consciousness born into separate realities, experiencing itself subjectively. There is NO such thing as space and time or death; life is only an existential dream, and everything that ever thrived in the universe (humans, animals, plants, stars) is the imagination of ourselves.

Pretty much true.

Today, a young philosophy major on Magic Mushrooms, realized that all matter in the Universe is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that our souls are actually the electronic energy connections within our minds. That we are all one universal consciousness born into separate realities, experiencing itself subjectively. There is NO such thing as space and time or death; life is only an existential dream, and everything that ever thrived in the universe (humans, animals, plants, stars) is the imagination of ourselves.

Pantheistic Solipsistic Buddhism

by Kongamuse August 27, 2013

Economy

God I LOVE seeing people fail. It's so hilarious. I hope the whole economy collapses and anarchy and chaos and riots ensue.

Overpopulation is bad. We need to kill off several billion people with disease and starvation. The more of this pathetic mess of a species is wiped out, the better.

We also need to establish a totalitarian governmental dictatorship that reign over the idiotic majority. The remaining idiotic masses can be serfs and wage slaves since they already do not seem to mind it now, and since their minds are already on such a retarded level.

We'll work 'em hard. Like they're in boot camp.

If the serfs act up and do not do what the dictators tell them, we'll just torture them. Amputate them without anesthesia; rip off their limbs. See how they like that.

Example:

"Fuck the economy! I hope it goes to shit! Fuck you all!" - Me

And here come the thumbs down!

Quit whining you turds. No pain = no gain.

by Kongamuse March 4, 2011

Absaroka

A lost U.S. state, named after the Absaroka indian tribe.

Absaroka was going to be in between what is now Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota and South Dakota as a US state in 1939, but because there were not enough people in the specific land area, Congress changed their minds at the last minute and Absaroka wasn't approved. What is now Sheridan, Wyoming was going to be Sheridan, Absaroka, the capital of the new state of Absaroka.

See also: the lost state of Lincoln, another lost state that was going to be paired with Washington, Oregon and Idaho.

Absaroka was going to be the 49th state.

by Kongamuse September 24, 2011