Kingdom Miracle's definitions

Neckbeard

Usually overweight and over the age of 30, they hang around board game stores and play games. They also have a weird point of view of everything uses to be good. Their "nostalgia" gets in the way of rational thinking and causes distrust towards modern cercumstances/trends/beliefs

I gotta go to the game store to refill on bolt-action paint, but those Neckbeards smell so dang bad.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Weeb

Obsessed with anime, dye their hair crazy colors, and only draw wolves/hands/eyes and nothing else. And Weeb can go hand and hand with basic in some cases.

Why are there so many weebs around here? Anime is literal trash and they know it.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Poopy Towel

Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)

That Jorgan is sure a poopy towel. I wish he would just get some excercise and shut up.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Fake

Someone who wants to be a certain stereotype but can't achieve it.

He is a fake boomer. He just wants to mow his lawn but is just so lazy.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Ball

This one is a bit hard to explain but once you get the concept, you will see them everywhere. They only wear hoodies with logos of name brand shoes, they gel their hair to the side, and they always have some sort of "practice". Whether it is Football practice, Soccer Practice, or anything. They also are not really deep thinkers. They can also be a little edgy at times, but that is not their primary trait.

All these balls seriously just need some time to relax. Do they make memories through busywork?

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Karen

This stereotype is so complex it needs a checklist so here we go.
•Shops at Walmart typically
•trashy and wears Stealers pajama pants and oversized T-shirt to Walmart and yells at her unvaccinated monsters of children
•anti-vax
•flat earther
blonde hair and fat and always wants to complain about the employees (wants to talk to the manager)
she took the kids and is divorced
•goes to ALL her kids soccer games
kids dying constantly due to not being vaxxed

•if it's a wacky belief then she bandwagons on for attention

I saw Karen at the KFC. She would not stop screaming at that kid!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Pepto-Bismol

The type of person that has reached a whole new level of annoyance that you can litteraly predict and feel the cancer radiating from their skin. They are also huge band-wagons and enjoy spamming dead memes; radioactive Normie.

I met my first Pepto-Bismol and I wish I never did. His name is Tristan and he is so painfully average I just want to jump off a bridge.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020