Kingdom Miracle's definitions

Biker Guy

Biker Guy is a broad term referring to a range of individuals who usually are middle-aged and seem to hold something against younger generations and especially ruin outside activities due to paranoia. Biker guy enjoys washing his car on his driveway and his wife is very nice. They still have a CRT TV; boomer but younger, usually enjoys outdoor activities.

I saw biker guy outside the store today, he said I need more exercise.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Deer Poop

That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.

I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Basic

Think collectively, and are usually dumb, and think depression is cool.

I saw some basics in the halls today. Their conversations are hilariously stupid.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Poopy Towel

Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)

That Jorgan is sure a poopy towel. I wish he would just get some excercise and shut up.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Weeb

Obsessed with anime, dye their hair crazy colors, and only draw wolves/hands/eyes and nothing else. And Weeb can go hand and hand with basic in some cases.

Why are there so many weebs around here? Anime is literal trash and they know it.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Emo

Usually the weird people in the hallways who dye their hair black and all crowd up in the hall hugging each other, they usually swear, and get in loads of trouble.

All the emos won't stop wearing those darn thrasher and vans hoodies. Do they even skate?

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Console Licker

Kind of like a Weeb but instead of Anime it is video games. Usually known as "geeks" but in this day and age that typically means just a cool overweight guy who likes board games. But anyway, a console licker is literally obsessed with video games where to the point where they participate in zero sports and are usually very annoying. And it also dictates their physical and mental health. And spiritual health if that applies because they skip church too GAME.

Yeah, Porter skipped church again. He also skipped school. And I can see he is online through the Xbox app. What a console licker.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020