Kingdom Miracle's definitions

Poopy Towel

Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)

That Jorgan is sure a poopy towel. I wish he would just get some excercise and shut up.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Weeb

Obsessed with anime, dye their hair crazy colors, and only draw wolves/hands/eyes and nothing else. And Weeb can go hand and hand with basic in some cases.

Why are there so many weebs around here? Anime is literal trash and they know it.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Edgy Ball

They typically gel their hair to the side, and always have some sort of "practice". They wear usually black name brand shoe clothing and say things like "You haven't done _____, that's sad!" or "Oh my gosh so DUMB!". Edgy balls can be exceptional complainers at times. They go hand in hand with Ball and Emo.

That Isiah is sure an Edgy Ball! He expects me to let him copy my homework when he does not let me copy his?

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Dead Wood

Someone who has had enough kids to suck all the humanity out of them, they spend their pitiful existence sitting at the public pool watching their army of children having fun while the parent sits suffering with the thought that they need to drive their kids to ten different sport practices at the same time. In summary, this stereotype is a parent who creates enough stress/busy work for themselves that they eventually turn into a husk of what they used to be before they where married. And the kids get zero attention and turn into little monsters due to neglect from attention desperately trying to be spread evenly across all the kids while balancing a mountain full of busy work

I was at the pool the other day and a big Dead Wood family came rolling in and they had the blandest look on their faces!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Biker Guy

Biker Guy is a broad term referring to a range of individuals who usually are middle-aged and seem to hold something against younger generations and especially ruin outside activities due to paranoia. Biker guy enjoys washing his car on his driveway and his wife is very nice. They still have a CRT TV; boomer but younger, usually enjoys outdoor activities.

I saw biker guy outside the store today, he said I need more exercise.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Karen

This stereotype is so complex it needs a checklist so here we go.
•Shops at Walmart typically
•trashy and wears Stealers pajama pants and oversized T-shirt to Walmart and yells at her unvaccinated monsters of children
•anti-vax
•flat earther
blonde hair and fat and always wants to complain about the employees (wants to talk to the manager)
she took the kids and is divorced
•goes to ALL her kids soccer games
kids dying constantly due to not being vaxxed

•if it's a wacky belief then she bandwagons on for attention

I saw Karen at the KFC. She would not stop screaming at that kid!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Stan

Generalized form of idolization of a certain person or group. Stans are typically the people who group together as a "fandom" (some fandoms are not cancerous, but the kind that are formed by Stans are. But that does not mean that the material they idolize turns cancerous too.) these Stans are never very old and usually enjoy something called "shipping" which is an extremely creepy practice of saying that two characters/people should get together for a sexual relationship. Or another thing that Stans enjoy are "fan-art" which can be of varying qualities, sexual vibes, and general vibes.

Those stans need to chill, after all they are shipping a minor.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020