Definitions by King Slim
France
Capital: Paris, 48°52′N, 2°19.59′E
Official Language: French
Demonym: French
Government: Unitary semi-presidential republic
- President: Nicolas Sarkozy (UMP)
- Prime Minister: François Fillon (UMP)
Formation
- French State: 843 (Treaty of Verdun)
- Current constitution: 1958 (5th Republic)
EU Accession: March 25, 1957
Area
- Total: 674,843 km² (40th), 260,558 sq. mi
Population: 64,473,1405 (20th)
World's leading exporter of faggotry.
Official Language: French
Demonym: French
Government: Unitary semi-presidential republic
- President: Nicolas Sarkozy (UMP)
- Prime Minister: François Fillon (UMP)
Formation
- French State: 843 (Treaty of Verdun)
- Current constitution: 1958 (5th Republic)
EU Accession: March 25, 1957
Area
- Total: 674,843 km² (40th), 260,558 sq. mi
Population: 64,473,1405 (20th)
World's leading exporter of faggotry.
Contrary to popular belief, France's greatest contribution to the world has not been art, cuisine, or wine. It has, in fact, been faggotry.
Rolly Bitch
Used to describe a rotund, whiney little bastard who bitches incessantly. Rolly Bitches often complain about the littlest things, and often blow things out of proportion. Rolly Bitches often have few or no friends, and are often enemies of Tards. Signs of Rolly Bitchitis are as follows: wearing disgusting muscle shirts that expose flabs and rolls, bitching about people bitching about his own bitching, complaining about his bulldyke mom, doing whatever one says, thus making them a bitch, having stupid ass recordings on their cell phones, and incessant bitching!
(Rolly Bitch just had a few XBox games stolen)
Rolly Bitch: This is the worst loss in America!
(Someone just poked a hole in Rolly Bitch's GameBoy Advance)
Rolly Bitch: All I know is... my life sucks!
Rolly Bitch: This is the worst loss in America!
(Someone just poked a hole in Rolly Bitch's GameBoy Advance)
Rolly Bitch: All I know is... my life sucks!
Rolly Bitch by King Slim August 12, 2004
Justin Timberlake
(n). Faggot singer who has no balls and likes to play with other's anuses. A member of the Bungholw Brigade.
Justin Timberlake by King Slim August 11, 2004
The Bunghole Brigade
(n). 1. Group of extremely gay little bastards who enjoy playing with and pillaging each other's and other men's anuses.
2. A group of butt pirates who enjoy anal orgies.
3. WWE's faction Evolution
2. A group of butt pirates who enjoy anal orgies.
3. WWE's faction Evolution
The Bunghole Brigade by King Slim August 11, 2004
Bonfire
(n). A homosexual male. Taken from the word 'bonfire', a flaming pile of sticks. A pile of sticks can also be called a faggot. A bonfire is a flaming pile of sticks, or a flaming faggot. Bonfire = Flaming Homosexual.
You butt pirates are a bunch of bonfires!
Tardism
(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.
Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings
(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!
(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma
Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings
(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!
(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma
Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!