King Slim's definitions

Tardism

(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.

Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings

(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!

(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma

Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!

by King Slim August 10, 2004

Stacy Kiebler

Stacy Kiebler: (n) - 1. Sexiest Diva in the WWE. 2. Diva with a pair of very nice 41 1/2 inch legs. 3. Cutest Diva in WWE.

Stacy Kiebler is HOT!

by King Slim August 10, 2004

The Bunghole Brigade

(n). 1. Group of extremely gay little bastards who enjoy playing with and pillaging each other's and other men's anuses.
2. A group of butt pirates who enjoy anal orgies.
3. WWE's faction Evolution

Run for your life! Cover your asses! The Bunghole Brigade has arrived!!!!!!!!!1

by King Slim August 11, 2004

El Asso Bandito

(n).
1. Spanish form of "Ass Bandit"
2. A gay Mexican

Hey vatos! Look! Es El Asso Bandito!

by King Slim August 10, 2004

Bonfire

(n). A homosexual male. Taken from the word 'bonfire', a flaming pile of sticks. A pile of sticks can also be called a faggot. A bonfire is a flaming pile of sticks, or a flaming faggot. Bonfire = Flaming Homosexual.

You butt pirates are a bunch of bonfires!

by King Slim August 10, 2004

Rolly Bitch

Used to describe a rotund, whiney little bastard who bitches incessantly. Rolly Bitches often complain about the littlest things, and often blow things out of proportion. Rolly Bitches often have few or no friends, and are often enemies of Tards. Signs of Rolly Bitchitis are as follows: wearing disgusting muscle shirts that expose flabs and rolls, bitching about people bitching about his own bitching, complaining about his bulldyke mom, doing whatever one says, thus making them a bitch, having stupid ass recordings on their cell phones, and incessant bitching!

(Rolly Bitch just had a few XBox games stolen)
Rolly Bitch: This is the worst loss in America!

(Someone just poked a hole in Rolly Bitch's GameBoy Advance)
Rolly Bitch: All I know is... my life sucks!

by King Slim August 12, 2004

butt fucker

One who invades another's anus.
see Randy Orton

Randy Orton is one gay butt fucking son of a bitch.

by King Slim August 10, 2004