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Tardism

(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.
Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings

(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!

(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma

Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!
by King Slim August 10, 2004
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El Asso Bandito

(n).
1. Spanish form of "Ass Bandit"
2. A gay Mexican
Hey vatos! Look! Es El Asso Bandito!
by King Slim August 10, 2004
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France

Capital: Paris, 48°52′N, 2°19.59′E
Official Language: French
Demonym: French

Government: Unitary semi-presidential republic
- President: Nicolas Sarkozy (UMP)
- Prime Minister: François Fillon (UMP)

Formation
- French State: 843 (Treaty of Verdun)
- Current constitution: 1958 (5th Republic)

EU Accession: March 25, 1957

Area
- Total: 674,843 km² (40th), 260,558 sq. mi

Population: 64,473,1405 (20th)

World's leading exporter of faggotry.
Contrary to popular belief, France's greatest contribution to the world has not been art, cuisine, or wine. It has, in fact, been faggotry.
by King Slim August 1, 2008
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The Bunghole Brigade

(n). 1. Group of extremely gay little bastards who enjoy playing with and pillaging each other's and other men's anuses.
2. A group of butt pirates who enjoy anal orgies.
3. WWE's faction Evolution
Run for your life! Cover your asses! The Bunghole Brigade has arrived!!!!!!!!!1
by King Slim August 11, 2004
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King Slim

(n).
1. One of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.
2. A really kick ass cool dude nicknamed Slim, but later dubbed himself King Slim because his ego is bigger than Mount Everest.
3. Egomaniacal founder of Sonic Death Monkey Entertainment and creater of his still-untitled cartoon.
3. See cocky, arrogant, cool, kick ass, swell, etc.
4. Self-proclaimed King of the World (see definition 2 of The King of the World)
5. Lead singer of his own band King Slim's Kick Ass Band
Anonymous Boy: I wish I could be like King Slim. King Slim is the baddest motherfucker of all time!

King Slim is the King of the World
by King Slim August 10, 2004
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butt fucker

One who invades another's anus.
see Randy Orton
by King Slim August 10, 2004
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Randy Orton

A dumbshit wrestler who sucks off Triple H and Ric Flair while Batista nails him in the ass
see butt fucker, butt brigade
Randy Orton gets gangbanged by Evolution after RAW every week!
by King Slim August 10, 2004
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