King Shit's definitions

Dry hump

to hump another while wearing clothing, mimicking sexual intercourse

I dry humped her last night, so maybe I'll get the real thing tonight!

by King Shit January 18, 2003

bottom boy

a male who experiences feelings of sexual excitement/delight when he sees/imagines an ass

Ed is a real bottom boy...other men's bottoms, that is.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

ass face

one who's face looks like an ass

Hey Ass Face, it's your chin that does it.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

sewage

mixture of piss, shit, and used toilet paper that is treated and then dumped in the ocean or on/under land

Do you realise that you're swimming in a sewage run-off creek?

by King Shit January 19, 2003

butt wash

The often neccessary cleaning of the male rear; often performed with the aid of soap, shampoo, body wash, etc.

I need to do the pre-date butt wash in case Lucy decides to go down on me.

by King Shit January 16, 2003

De-ga-ga-ga

this word has no apparent meaning, but has been used several times by the Kramer character in the hugely popular television sitcom "Seinfeld"

by King Shit January 18, 2003

alice in wonderland

A classic Disney animated children's movie based on a story that has references to drugs.

Alice In Wonderland is a fuckin' trippy movie, dude.

by King Shit January 19, 2003