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Diablow

Alternate (and more appropriate) spelling of the Blizzard game Diablo.
As far as RPGs go, Diablow is about as close as you can come to having absolutely nothing and yet a viable commercial product. It's synthetic food with no calories, no fat, no sugar, and no vitamins, but it comes in an attractive package and is chewable.
by Killing Kittens July 18, 2006
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plagiarism

To pay homage without acknowledging the source.
All writers are in some way or another plagiarists. Some are just better at it than others.
by Killing Kittens June 9, 2004
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sell out

What envious underachievers call artists, writers, actors, or musicians when they no longer conform to their expectations.
Band X changed instead of staying exactly the same. They're sell outs!
by Killing Kittens June 4, 2004
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Alien 3

A movie sequel that never happened and should be ignored.
"Alien" and "Aliens" are all you need to watch. Boycott "Alien 3"!
by Killing Kittens June 11, 2004
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science

A method of understanding the natural world through observation and experimentation.

Despite many claims to the contrary, it is not immune to a priori assumptions or worship.
Killing Kittens: Gee Mr. Science, what have we learned today?

Mr. Science: Well David, we've learned that Broca's methods of measuring the skulls of various races has proven the inherent superiority of the average white male.

KK: But didn't he purposefully select younger female skulls to get a lower mean for different ethnic groups?

Mr. S: Now David, he was a highly trained professional. Don't let your political correctness get in the way of scientific fact. It's wishful thinking, and a bit too idealistic of you.

KK: But . . . isn't it true that cranial capacity doesn't have anything to do with intelligence . . . at least not as much as brain size in proportion to body size? And that women are simply proportionately smaller on average than most men?

Mr. S: Only seemingly, David. Be casreful not to draw your conclusions from biased sources.

KK: Thanks Mr. Science!
by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004
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dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.
1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.
by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005
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internet

I still need to get my homework done, file FAFSA form, and work on my novel, but I'll just reply to this post for a few more . . .

*checks clock*

DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?
by Killing Kittens May 15, 2006
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