Killing Kittens's definitions

mindfuck

A gimmicky, pretentious, and largely manipulative story-telling device.

Jacob's Ladder is a real mindfuck.

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

Trust

An earned, unspoken, and continual agreement between two individuals that should never, under any circumstances, be initiated out of or confused for love.

Trust friends if they are dead, and lovers never.

by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005

Fuck Off

A reply preferable to being ignored.

A simple "Fuck Off" would have been wonderful, but not replying to me was more cruel than anything she could have possibly said.

by Killing Kittens September 10, 2004

death penalty

The most barbaric anachronism in the western world, most likely to be bestowed to minorities.

We kill people for killing to prove that killing is wrong.

by Killing Kittens October 9, 2004

Correlation

A statistic that means a lot less than you think it does, but is useful in arguments if you want to sound right.

There is a correlation between ice cream sales and drowning. Therefore, the consumption of ice cream should be considered a public danger.

by Killing Kittens May 19, 2009

clothes

The most effective form of contraception.

Gavin dry-humped Roberta on the bus. Since they both wore clothes, copulation was avoided.

by Killing Kittens November 4, 2006

truth

That which is based on fact.

Actually, now that I think about it, what is true is not necessarily factual.

by Killing Kittens June 11, 2004