Killing Kittens's definitions

atheist

A worshipper of the self or the god of science, often unknowingly religious.

An atheist can speak of moral relativism, but not live it.

by Killing Kittens September 14, 2004

fiction

Disguised autobiography.

All fiction is at least partially autobiographical, and all autobiography is at least partially fiction.

by Killing Kittens June 29, 2007

pro-choice

The position you inevitably support when you realize that, no matter how strongly you are against abortion, it is a necessary evil.

Nothing more needs to be said.

by Killing Kittens June 2, 2004

virginity

What women are proud to have and men are ashamed of.

"I'd feel guilty taking your virginity away from you," she said, "You're so . . . nice."

"It's not like I value it," said he.

by Killing Kittens November 1, 2004

Alien 3

A movie sequel that never happened and should be ignored.

"Alien" and "Aliens" are all you need to watch. Boycott "Alien 3"!

by Killing Kittens June 11, 2004

infanticide

The fate of many female newborns in China.

In the Us, one of the two forms of murder legal in the US, considering that a baby born prematurely would be fully protected by the law, while inside the womb it could be aborted.

You aren't a life unless I say you are! Infanticide? Nonsense, you can't murder a piece of tissue.

by Killing Kittens October 9, 2004

Fuck Off

A reply preferable to being ignored.

A simple "Fuck Off" would have been wonderful, but not replying to me was more cruel than anything she could have possibly said.

by Killing Kittens September 10, 2004