Killing Kittens's definitions

dendrophilia

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb

by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

Sensitive

The last thing a woman wants a man to be, yet, because she does not know herself, hypocritically claims to be looking for.

Women have never, ever liked sensitive guys, unless they are also assholes.

by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005

gender

A societal construct that is, in actuality, about as useless and restrictive as race.

There may be unfathomable, uncrossable chasm that exist between certain types of people, but gender should not be considered one of them.

by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005

Wussy

See the definition of wuss.

David DeAngelo says that every guy who is not a shallow, egotistical, misogynistic asshole is a wussy.

by Killing Kittens February 24, 2005

censorship

Legal vandalization of art.

"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion." --Henry Steele

by Killing Kittens June 23, 2004

straw man

A favorite opponent of philosophers, politicians, pseudo-intellectuals, real intellectuals, atheists, creationists, political activists, and conspiracy theorists, and a perennially useful one at that.

Said the creationist to the uninformed, using his favorite straw man, "Since randomly jamming your television set rarely fixes any problem, the blind process of evolution is therefore a scientific improbability."

by Killing Kittens November 14, 2005

someday

That time in the future in which you will eventually find love, happiness and financial security, which you wait for indefinitely.

Don't worry. I'm sure you'll get a girlfriend someday. Just don't ask me what my assumption is based upon and stop following me.

by Killing Kittens June 14, 2004