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Agony troll

Someone who has a very privileged life without any real world problems yet takes to social media to whine and complain about how miserable they are.

Agony trolls typically blame their self made misery on white males, patriarchy, or some mysterious oppression.
Today Twitter is filled with agony trolls.
by Kettlebell 78 August 13, 2018
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nightmonger

A variant of whoremonger, but acting at night visiting hookers, adult book stores, clubs, etc
The nightmongers are active on weekends
by Kettlebell 78 September 3, 2022
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Dick-Pic scam

Someone online claims to be a female who received an unwanted inappropriate picture and laments how awful men are which results in simps offering money and gifts to show how "good" they are.
Watch out for the Dick-pic scam as we get closer to the holidays.
by Kettlebell 78 November 4, 2018
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nfdu

Non Functional Display Unit

Used to describe a female who looks normal, even attractive but suffers from radical feminism, #metoo disease, or some other issue that makes them hate, despise, and fear males, sexuality, and normal social interaction.
Yes, she is pretty but don't waste the effort, she's an NFDU.
by Kettlebell 78 June 12, 2018
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nightmonger

A variant of whore monger, one who goes out at night seeking hookers, porn shops, etc
Friday night brings out the nightmongers.
by Kettlebell 78 September 4, 2022
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Alyssa milano syndrome

A common affliction among Western females, AMS occurs when a female is used to getting treated like a spoiled celebrity by her beta male "allies" and begins to actually believe she is in fact a celebrity herself.
Men don't waste money and attention on a girl with Alyssa Milano Syndrome
by Kettlebell 78 December 24, 2018
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Non Functional Display Unit

Slang term for a female who appears normal and even attractive yet can't function properly in society due to brainwashing by the left, gender studies classes, or prudish beliefs otherwise attained.
Sadly many college women today are NDFU ( Non Functional Display Units )
by Kettlebell 78 June 13, 2018
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