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Pork Barrel

A term for funds given to lawmakers for their districts to enjoy.
But some, never gave the fund on them, they relied on a certain Chinese-Tausug woman to launder the bucks.
2 of them are actors, another an old fossil.
Pork Barrel is so much, Bong was put in jail.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018
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Chicken

Another word for coward. Shares the same name as an animal that panics when chased.
That buffoon is a Chicken. He ran away when we fought a bunch of bandits.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018
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Eh di wow!

Tipsy D: Ako si Einstein.
Sinio: Puta, Eh di wow!
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 8, 2018
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Open Minded

Two words used by SCAMMERS to bait unsuspecting, or naive fools into investing in SCAMS, PYRAMIDING, or NETWORKING schemes.
Usually dressed into formal clothing, they invite victims into a trap using this two words.
Agent: Are you Open Minded? I have a way to become rich, and i only share it to you. Come, join me for coffee.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 7, 2018
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Rikishi

A Japanese sumo rank, just like Yokozuna.
But most known for a Samoan that has the biggest thong-wearing booty in WWE.
Dad 1: My son Junichirou just got into Rikishi rank.
Rikishi's Dad: Hold my sake, and i'll call my son.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018
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Tuko

Defines as:
1) Literally, a gecko
2) A person who cannot let go of their position. Means kapit-tuko
3) Your ex-relation who cannot let go of you.
1) Tuko is expensive if you sell it to a Chinese drugstore.
2) The Vice-President Leni is a Tuko. She cannot let go of the seat she cheated to get.
3) Lino's ex-wife Jade is a tuko.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018
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Doing a Chris Brown

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.
Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 11, 2018
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