Definitions by Kay

eastenders 

A British soap opera that can only be described complete and utter lump of shite. Has the most ridiculous storylines ever, Smallville looks realistic next to this.

Soap operas suck, who gives a shit about some made up TV characters lives? Not me. I hope a nuclear bomb goes off in the Queen Vic and wipes out the entire population of Albert Square. I'd watch that anyday.

eastenders by Kay March 18, 2004

muggle 

Non-magic folk

Hogwarts is hidden from Muggle view with all sorts of spells and charms

muggle by Kay March 16, 2004

mowgli 

chill, cool, awesome etc..

that show last night was soo mowgli, man

mowgli by kay March 5, 2004

emoo 

any indie rock or a band that could be labelled as punk and/or rock, alternative, etc. that has lyrics pertaining to sadness/death/dating/love/sweaters that hails from a dairy producing state

see emo

there is a new emoo band from Illinois, they sound just like dashboard

emoo by kay February 19, 2004

homo

A shortened version of the word homosexual, meaning someone who likes members of the same sex. Often used as a derograty term by dumbasses.

Bob: "You homo! HAHAHAHA"
Jim: *punches bob* Stop being such an immature jackass.

homo by Kay January 19, 2004

christmas 

1. A time when you are forced to spend time and money on people you hate (i.e. your family). People get drunk, fight, then go home and sleep, then wake up with bad hangovers.

2. A time where a perverted fat dude named Santa comes down the chimney and gives little five-year-old Jimmy the dirty magazines he always wanted.

"Christmas fucking sucks."

christmas by Kay January 18, 2004

new year's eve 

The day before the new year. No one really gives two shits about it being a new year, but it's a good excuse to get pissed/laid so who's complaining.

"Happy New Year fuckers!"

new year's eve by Kay January 18, 2004