Kate Sjostrand's definitions

road wood

An erection caused from vibrations felt while riding in a car, (typically in a male).

Ted: Dude, I have to stop and get some coffee. You comin in?

Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

H

The middle initial of Jesus Christ, short for "Hector". The middle initial is seldom embarked, unless one is particularly furious, in which case one might invoke the power of Jesus H Christ rather than having God damn the applicable subject.

Ted: Did you see the size of that ass?

Ralph: Jesus H Fucking Christ!

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

Disneyland Dad

Term used to describe the role that some divorced fathers fulfill, whereby they tend their biological children during certain prescribed times during the year (much like a vacation) rather than be a father full time.

Maria: You can take the children weekends during the summer.

Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

piss on my fuck

Similar to "raining on my parade", "piss on my fuck" is a phrase intended to communicate dismay to another for a conceited act that infringes upon one's progress or character.

Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.

Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.

Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.

by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008

ro'en

A latino variant of the word rotten, used to describe a state of decomposition, most often in food (pronounced rah un). The refusal to enunciate the double “t” sound is most often utilized by Latino women.

Maria: Eeeee, these pinto beans smell bad!

Teresa: Are they ro'en?

by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008

wri'en

A Latino variant of the word written, describing the formation (as characters or symbols) on a surface (paper, cardboard, wall, etc.) with an instrument (pen, pencil, can of spraypaint, etc.). The refusal to enunciate the double “t” sound is most often utilized by Latino women.

Maria: Should I write the le'er to the warden?

Teresa: I've already wri'en it.

by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008

nu'in'

a Latino variant of the word nothing, only without the enunciation of the "th", most often utilized to describe something that does not exist or the absence of all magnitude or quantity. The refusal to enunciate the "th" sound is most often utilized by Latino women.

Maria: Necesito un cigarrillo. Do you have any quarters for the machine?

Teresa: Lo siento. I ain't got nu'in'.

by Kate Sjostrand March 19, 2008