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after, subsequent, later than, or following after a game. It is a time marked by alcohol consumption, both in celebration and in depressive anxiety resulting from loss, depending upon which team you are on or support.
Ted: Man, that was one hell of a game. Did you see that pass?
Ralph: Yeah, I saw it. It'll be flashing behind my eyes for the remainder of postgame when I'm drowning my sorrow in suds.
Ralph: Yeah, I saw it. It'll be flashing behind my eyes for the remainder of postgame when I'm drowning my sorrow in suds.
by Kate Sjostrand April 5, 2008
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Ralph: Oh yeah? It was probably a swedish dildo.
Ralph: Oh yeah? It was probably a swedish dildo.
by Kate Sjostrand April 1, 2008
Get the swedish dildo mug.GCE is an acronym for "gross conceptual error". Originating in the nuclear navy, the acronym is used to point out when someone's logic is severely flawed.
Ted: You'd think that the water out of the water softener would taste salty with as much salt as we add to soften it up.
Ralph: Dude, GCE. The salt doesn't go into the water, it replenishes sites on the ion exchanger!
Ralph: Dude, GCE. The salt doesn't go into the water, it replenishes sites on the ion exchanger!
by Kate Sjostrand February 19, 2008
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Get the shitter mug.a Latino variant of the word nothing, only without the enunciation of the "th", most often utilized to describe something that does not exist or the absence of all magnitude or quantity. The refusal to enunciate the "th" sound is most often utilized by Latino women.
Maria: Necesito un cigarrillo. Do you have any quarters for the machine?
Teresa: Lo siento. I ain't got nu'in'.
Teresa: Lo siento. I ain't got nu'in'.
by Kate Sjostrand March 19, 2008
Get the nu'in' mug.First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Get the walleye vision mug.The middle initial of Jesus Christ, short for "Hector". The middle initial is seldom embarked, unless one is particularly furious, in which case one might invoke the power of Jesus H Christ rather than having God damn the applicable subject.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
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