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A term used to identify someone committed to a life of service in the armed forces. Synonymous with lifer.
Ted: I can't wait until I get out of here.
Ralph: Yeah, right, you're a fuckin diggit and you know it. You'll probably reenlist.
Ralph: Yeah, right, you're a fuckin diggit and you know it. You'll probably reenlist.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
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Ted: Can you believe Hillary still won the primary after the record turnout for Obama?
Ralph: Yeah, tell me that decision wasn't made in a smokey room.
Ralph: Yeah, tell me that decision wasn't made in a smokey room.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
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Maria: Necesito un cigarrillo. Do you have any quarters for the machine?
Teresa: Lo siento. I ain't got nu'in'.
Teresa: Lo siento. I ain't got nu'in'.
by Kate Sjostrand March 19, 2008
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Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
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Ralph: Sure.
Upon receiving the cup, Ralph starts putting sugar and cream into his coffee.
Ted: Would you like some panties with that coffee?
Ralph: Sure.
Upon receiving the cup, Ralph starts putting sugar and cream into his coffee.
Ted: Would you like some panties with that coffee?
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Ted: Dude, is that a real toe around your neck?
Ralph: No, it's a Plato that I wear primarily for luck.
Ralph: No, it's a Plato that I wear primarily for luck.
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