Kate Sjostrand's definitions
Ralph: Dude, the feds just lowered interest rates and backed a takeover of a large investment bank after acknowledging that we might be in a recession.
Ted: This recession's been going on since Bush took over. How long until we call it an economic depression?
Ted: This recession's been going on since Bush took over. How long until we call it an economic depression?
by Kate Sjostrand March 21, 2008
Get the economic depressionmug. A latino variant of the word rotten, used to describe a state of decomposition, most often in food (pronounced rah un). The refusal to enunciate the double “t” sound is most often utilized by Latino women.
by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008
Get the ro'enmug. A term used to identify someone committed to a life of service in the armed forces. Synonymous with lifer.
Ted: I can't wait until I get out of here.
Ralph: Yeah, right, you're a fuckin diggit and you know it. You'll probably reenlist.
Ralph: Yeah, right, you're a fuckin diggit and you know it. You'll probably reenlist.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Get the diggitmug. Ambiguous location where long-reaching political decisions are said to be made, such as determining political candidates after a caucus. The term can also be used to suggest political or other improprieties, but almost always has corrupt undertones.
Ted: Can you believe Hillary still won the primary after the record turnout for Obama?
Ralph: Yeah, tell me that decision wasn't made in a smokey room.
Ralph: Yeah, tell me that decision wasn't made in a smokey room.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Get the smokey roommug. The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.
Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?
Ralph: They were counting.
Ralph: They were counting.
by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008
Get the Countingmug. Shy Penis is a term used to describe a general state of shock exhibited by one's penis in the presence of other men, most particularly when attempting to urinate.
Ted stands by the urinal and pops it out just as Ralph walks into the bathroom. Ted waits and waits and waits, but is unable to force the pee out.
Ralph: What's taking so long? I have to go!
Ted: Seem to have a slight case of shy penis.
Ralph: What's taking so long? I have to go!
Ted: Seem to have a slight case of shy penis.
by Kate Sjostrand April 2, 2008
Get the shy penismug. The middle initial of Jesus Christ, short for "Hector". The middle initial is seldom embarked, unless one is particularly furious, in which case one might invoke the power of Jesus H Christ rather than having God damn the applicable subject.
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Get the Hmug.