Definitions by Kate Sjostrand

economic depression 

(n.) A severe or long recession.

Ralph: Dude, the feds just lowered interest rates and backed a takeover of a large investment bank after acknowledging that we might be in a recession.

Ted: This recession's been going on since Bush took over. How long until we call it an economic depression?

economic depression by Kate Sjostrand March 21, 2008

bear stearned 

The rapid loss of confidence in one's capabilities from one's traditionally supportive network of friends, customers, etc.

Ralph: Dude, nobody wants me to fix their computers anymore.

Ted: You've been bear stearned, bro.

bear stearned by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008

nu'in'

a Latino variant of the word nothing, only without the enunciation of the "th", most often utilized to describe something that does not exist or the absence of all magnitude or quantity. The refusal to enunciate the "th" sound is most often utilized by Latino women.

Maria: Necesito un cigarrillo. Do you have any quarters for the machine?

Teresa: Lo siento. I ain't got nu'in'.

nu'in' by Kate Sjostrand March 19, 2008

piss on my fuck 

Similar to "raining on my parade", "piss on my fuck" is a phrase intended to communicate dismay to another for a conceited act that infringes upon one's progress or character.

Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.

Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.

Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.

piss on my fuck by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008

ro'en 

A latino variant of the word rotten, used to describe a state of decomposition, most often in food (pronounced rah un). The refusal to enunciate the double “t” sound is most often utilized by Latino women.

Maria: Eeeee, these pinto beans smell bad!

Teresa: Are they ro'en?

ro'en by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008

wri'en 

A Latino variant of the word written, describing the formation (as characters or symbols) on a surface (paper, cardboard, wall, etc.) with an instrument (pen, pencil, can of spraypaint, etc.). The refusal to enunciate the double “t” sound is most often utilized by Latino women.

Maria: Should I write the le'er to the warden?

Teresa: I've already wri'en it.

wri'en by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008

panties 

A word used to challenge another's masculinity, especially when drinking coffee.

Ted: Would you like a cup of coffee?

Ralph: Sure.

Upon receiving the cup, Ralph starts putting sugar and cream into his coffee.

Ted: Would you like some panties with that coffee?

panties by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008