Kat's definitions

The Twinkie Defense

Someone who uses the excuse "OMG like you know me you fat pig!"

Britt used "The Twinkie Defense" when we found out she was a fat girl named "Lora"!

by Kat May 2, 2004

mapquest

a site where you can find where ppl live and where a pace is. i'm not sure but its probally a stalker's paradise.

girl 1: you goin to Frankie's on Saturday?
girl 2: yeah i just gotta find where he lives
girl 1: Just go to Mapquest for directions

by Kat May 13, 2004

soup

slang for sex; characterized by very voluptuous, gratifying, juicy, sometimes freaky sex.

I got me some soup from my biznatch last night.

by Kat November 20, 2004

snukems

A pet name for your significant other.

oh what a lovely snukems you are.

by kat February 3, 2005

Eowyn

The coolest chick to ever hit Middle Earth. She slay the Witch King, and got uber-Faramir. She's the uber-sheildmaiden with the uber-brother and uber-uncle. She also comes from the uberest of kingdoms, Rohan. Overall, she's complete uberosity.

Dumbass: Oooo Arwen's the best LOTR girl ever!
Smart Chick: Psh! Eowyn would beat her down anyday....and probably has!

by Kat April 14, 2004

assiltonian

The hamiltonian operator for the wavefunction of a shaking ass (if the ass shaking is modeled as a harmonic oscillator).

Professor Yethiraj, could you tell me? What's my assiltonian?

by Kat December 9, 2003

black beauties

ephedrin tablets that are black and blue, similar to yellow jackets. known to cause severe heart problems, but hey they keep you more awake than addherol! they were recently outlawed after several people died of heart complications.

K:I drove 15 hours to Texas
M:How'd you do it?
K: I had me some black beauties, and some riddalin.

by Kat November 21, 2004