Karma will get you!'s definitions

Playing Dumb

An attempt to hide hide the truth or the person's true colors.

Guy 1: TELL IT TO ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: I TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: STOP PLAYING DUMB, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! January 27, 2022

Karmalized

The status of an individual facing the consequence after getting karma

Guy 1: I've burned you're life savings, and put them into the trash!
Guy 2: Actually, that's you're life savings, and also, YOU JUST GOT KARMALIZED!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: DAMN YOU KARMA!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! January 27, 2022

Karmalized

The way of how karma always gets you, after doing something very disrespectful.

Guy 1: Do you want to know who Joe is?
Guy 2: Who's Joe?
Guy 1: JOE MAMA'S SO UNDERAGE AND SKINNY, THAT SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU WHILE SHE WAS NAKED IN PUBLIC, AND DIES, MEANING THAT YOU'RE ADOPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: 192.26.78.103. And also, I livestreamed you're offensive joke on the internet, so you're so screwed about getting banned on Twitter, because you've been karmalized!
Guy 1: Looks like my day has been a ruining tragedy, and my life is now a comedy, because karma always gets me.

by Karma will get you! February 13, 2022

Exhibitionist

A derogatory term for someone who's been jerking off in public.

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! YOU MASTURBATING EXHIBITIONIST BASTARD!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 2: Yo fatass! Are you enjoying the show?
Guy 1: FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 13, 2022

Enjoying the show

Anything that is considered unexpected.

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT!!!! YOU KILLED MY WIFE, YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Thank you for enjoying the show! ;)

by Karma will get you! February 13, 2022

Friendzone

An insult used by females, telling their simps to be gay or a virgin forever.

Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Fuck off, and get friendzoned, you fucking gay virgin.
Guy: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 30, 2022

Ligma

A bastardized version of "lick my", so that someone would make a "Steve Jobs died of ligma/ligma balls" joke.

Guy 1: I can't believe Steve Jobs died of ligma...
Guy 2: YOU MEAN "LICK YOUR BALLS"?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: AW SHIT!!!! YOU FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 30, 2022