Karma will get you!'s definitions

Bootlicker

Someone who's excessively obedient and has a servile behavior as way of gaining loyalty and favor.

Bootlicker: Finally we have an illegitimate child!
Illegitimate child: And a bootlicking servant!

by Karma will get you! March 23, 2022

Karmalized

The way of how karma always gets you, after doing something very disrespectful.

Guy 1: Do you want to know who Joe is?
Guy 2: Who's Joe?
Guy 1: JOE MAMA'S SO UNDERAGE AND SKINNY, THAT SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU WHILE SHE WAS NAKED IN PUBLIC, AND DIES, MEANING THAT YOU'RE ADOPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: 192.26.78.103. And also, I livestreamed you're offensive joke on the internet, so you're so screwed about getting banned on Twitter, because you've been karmalized!
Guy 1: Looks like my day has been a ruining tragedy, and my life is now a comedy, because karma always gets me.

by Karma will get you! February 13, 2022

We live in a Society

A blanket term used by gamers, that was used to refer anything related to a modern form of ostracism and was meant to embrace anarchy.

Nerd: YES!!! I GOT S++!!!
Gamer: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE I GOT A SHITTY-ASS Z-- AND BECASUE OF THIS, WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 11, 2022

Bragger

Someone who's been bragging around.

Guy 1: Hey! I just got ranked 1st at everything in my entire life.
Guy 2: You're just a bragger, who's greedy wanted to be far more superior, who turned out to be a perfectionist playing favorites and go touch grass.

by Karma will get you! February 23, 2022

Marites

A degoratory term for a Philippine aunt, who's been acting like a Karen.

Filipina: OMG! MERONG KANTA ANG BTS!
American: Fuck you! You're a Marites and a Karen. Go touch grass!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

Friendzone

An insult used by females, telling their simps to be gay or a virgin forever.

Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Fuck off, and get friendzoned, you fucking gay virgin.
Guy: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 30, 2022

Redneck

A white American who is extremely racist.

Redneck: MAKE AMERICA MOTHERFUCKING GREAT AGAIN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liberal: Go touch grass...

by Karma will get you! March 7, 2022