Karma will get you!'s definitions

Think of the children

A term that was meant advocate censorship and the age of consent, based on logical fallacy, moral panic, and family values.

Guy 1: It's time to rape and kill Guy 2's 15 year old daughter, after getting karmalized by doxxing my IP Address, which is 192.26.78.103, livestreaming my offensive Joe Mama joke, and banning me on Twitter, it's time to get my revenge on him, hehehehehehehehehehe.........
Guy 2: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 1: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: I can't believe this would happen to me...

by Karma will get you! February 25, 2022

Playing Dumb

An attempt to hide hide the truth or the person's true colors.

Guy 1: TELL IT TO ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: I TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: STOP PLAYING DUMB, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! January 27, 2022

Marites

A degoratory term for a Philippine aunt, who's been acting like a Karen.

Filipina: OMG! MERONG KANTA ANG BTS!
American: Fuck you! You're a Marites and a Karen. Go touch grass!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

We live in a Society

A blanket term used by gamers, that was used to refer anything related to a modern form of ostracism and was meant to embrace anarchy.

Nerd: YES!!! I GOT S++!!!
Gamer: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE I GOT A SHITTY-ASS Z-- AND BECASUE OF THIS, WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 11, 2022

Karmalized

The way of how karma always gets you, after doing something very disrespectful.

Guy 1: Do you want to know who Joe is?
Guy 2: Who's Joe?
Guy 1: JOE MAMA'S SO UNDERAGE AND SKINNY, THAT SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU WHILE SHE WAS NAKED IN PUBLIC, AND DIES, MEANING THAT YOU'RE ADOPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: 192.26.78.103. And also, I livestreamed you're offensive joke on the internet, so you're so screwed about getting banned on Twitter, because you've been karmalized!
Guy 1: Looks like my day has been a ruining tragedy, and my life is now a comedy, because karma always gets me.

by Karma will get you! February 13, 2022

Bootlicker

Someone who's excessively obedient and has a servile behavior as way of gaining loyalty and favor.

Bootlicker: Finally we have an illegitimate child!
Illegitimate child: And a bootlicking servant!

by Karma will get you! March 23, 2022

Dad left for milk

An insult telling that someone's father left to create a new family from away, for being to cringe.

Guy 1: What's 9 + 10?
Guy 2: YOUR DAD LEFT FOR MILK! LOL!
Guy 1: You're dead to me...

by Karma will get you! April 20, 2022