Karma will get you!'s definitions

Playing favorites

The way of how favoritism works, in the most unfair way.

Guy 1: Look at that bastard! Playing favorites rather than us!
Guy 3: I agree! One day, he will finally taste his own medicine that he used on us!
Guy 2: Hello! Welcome to the gamers 'n jocks party. No nerds are allowed in here! Okay?!
Everyone in the party: Yes! We are far superior than them!
One day later....
Guy 4: YEAH!!! THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!!
All of the parents of each gamer and jock in the party: I finally caught all of you double-crossing bastards!!!!!!
Everyone in the party including Guy 2 & 4: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1 & 3: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

Dad left for milk

An insult telling that someone's father left to create a new family from away, for being to cringe.

Guy 1: What's 9 + 10?
Guy 2: YOUR DAD LEFT FOR MILK! LOL!
Guy 1: You're dead to me...

by Karma will get you! April 20, 2022

Jelly

A censored version of the term jealous.

Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING JELLY ABOUT HIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 2: GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 18, 2022

We live in a Society

A blanket term used by gamers, that was used to refer anything related to a modern form of ostracism and was meant to embrace anarchy.

Nerd: YES!!! I GOT S++!!!
Gamer: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE I GOT A SHITTY-ASS Z-- AND BECASUE OF THIS, WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 11, 2022

Bootlicker

Someone who's excessively obedient and has a servile behavior as way of gaining loyalty and favor.

Bootlicker: Finally we have an illegitimate child!
Illegitimate child: And a bootlicking servant!

by Karma will get you! March 23, 2022

Karmalized

The way of how karma always gets you, after doing something very disrespectful.

Guy 1: Do you want to know who Joe is?
Guy 2: Who's Joe?
Guy 1: JOE MAMA'S SO UNDERAGE AND SKINNY, THAT SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU WHILE SHE WAS NAKED IN PUBLIC, AND DIES, MEANING THAT YOU'RE ADOPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: 192.26.78.103. And also, I livestreamed you're offensive joke on the internet, so you're so screwed about getting banned on Twitter, because you've been karmalized!
Guy 1: Looks like my day has been a ruining tragedy, and my life is now a comedy, because karma always gets me.

by Karma will get you! February 13, 2022

Marites

A degoratory term for a Philippine aunt, who's been acting like a Karen.

Filipina: OMG! MERONG KANTA ANG BTS!
American: Fuck you! You're a Marites and a Karen. Go touch grass!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022