Karen Stickney's definitions

buzz saw

a haircut where you shave the sides of your head

David Michael: "May I have a buzz saw?"
Watson: "Want some tools?"
David Michael: "No! A buzz saw. It's a haircut. All the guys in school have them!"
Sam: "They shave the sides of their heads".
Elizabeth: "Oh. Then, no, you may not get a buzz saw".
David Michael: "My friends think I'm a baby! I'm not cool!"

by Karen Stickney July 24, 2008

no-win situation

a situation where the parties hate a person regardless if they are happy or sad

Emo-haters are a definite example of a no-win situation. They hate when the artist is sad, and they hate when the artist is happy. Get over on hating on an artist who decides to sing about life's imperfections; if they sang about how happy they were, you'd hate that, too.

by Karen Stickney August 17, 2006

attention whore

A person or animal who won't leave you alone and comes up to you when you are trying to work

Savannah Flowers, Sara's parents' dog, is such an attention whore. No matter where you go, she follows you. Whenever you're eating your lunch, tending her owners' garden, or feeding the hens grass, she will always bug you. She won't even protect the chickens which she loves so much.

by Karen Stickney September 14, 2008

baba

baby talk for "bottle"

Baby: "Where's my baba?"

Parent: "Here's your baba".

by Karen Stickney February 6, 2007

clone

A person who looks exactly like another person

Look at Arthur. He is such a Chad Kroeger clone.

by Karen Stickney May 3, 2006

life ain't always beautiful

a song by country singer Gary Allan that emo-haters and others who hate depressing music need to hear so they can see that life has its struggles

"Life ain't always beautiful. Tears will fall sometimes. Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful life". Face it, people. Life ain't always beautiful, so why do you have to go and diss depressing music just because the singers aren't happy all the time?

by Karen Stickney September 14, 2008

used

1)cheap
2)on sale
3)yard sale

Karen: "How much did you spend on your bass?"
Joe: $800".
Karen: "Brock's bassist spent $300 on his bass!"
Joe: "Well, his bassist must have bought a really used bass to spend that much on it."

by Karen Stickney September 14, 2008