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a little bird told me

Someone told me, but I'm not telling you who it is
1)Me: "Mike and Erin got married!"
Casey: "I know. A little bird told me".

2) Parent: "A little bird told me that you have been smoking".
Child (embarassed): "Mother/Father!"
Parent: "Cigarettes are a waste of money just to be burned up!"
by Karen Stickney October 30, 2007
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double standard

a useless code that only exists to have immature people make fun of you
Some more examples of double standards:

A musician in any other form of music sings about a problem. Nothing happens. But when a singer in the pop music field sings about a problem, they get dissed, having the disser falsely believe that the star has everything and shouldn't complain.
At my job, there are quite a few male consumers who have female staff. But the number of female consumers having male staff is extremely rare. There are a couple of exceptions to that rule, though.
A woman rapes a boy and marries him because she is pregnant with his child. They appear on the news. A man rapes a girl and the girl is pregnant with his child. Nothing else happens to them.
A woman cries. Nothing more happens to her. A man cries. He gets taunted and teased because he's been told that men don't cry.
Black musicians get the Tv station BET. White musicians don't get anything like that. If they did, they'd be considered racist.
A disabled person gets made fun of because of something they do. The insulter gets away with the taunting. If the disabled person fights back, they get the punishment.
by Karen Stickney August 31, 2008
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carry in, carry out

a rule that state parks try to enforce, but they lead into temptation in breaking it
Carry in, carry out is a great rule, but why do state parks provide trash cans after they post signs saying this? What gives?
by Karen Stickney September 18, 2008
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oh my peas

phrase Princess Pea from "Super WHY" says whenever something goes wrong. A less offensive way of saying "Oh my God"
Oh my peas, why is that hare upside down?
by Karen Stickney November 14, 2007
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clone

A person who looks exactly like another person
Look at Arthur. He is such a Chad Kroeger clone.
by Karen Stickney May 3, 2006
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life ain't always beautiful

a song by country singer Gary Allan that emo-haters and others who hate depressing music need to hear so they can see that life has its struggles
"Life ain't always beautiful. Tears will fall sometimes. Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful life". Face it, people. Life ain't always beautiful, so why do you have to go and diss depressing music just because the singers aren't happy all the time?
by Karen Stickney September 14, 2008
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i've always been a smoker

Karen: "Now you can't complain about Pat's smoking since you do it yourself!"

Arthur: "I've always been a smoker".
by Karen Stickney December 14, 2008
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