cock-ass bitch

a person who is so uptight that even the most innocent things done to them seem wrong
Zack saw the band Poison the Well in concert, and the security guards there were so restrictive, their lead singer called them cock-ass bitches, and so the whole band was thrown out of the venue, he later mentioned on a message board.
by Karen Stickney February 26, 2007
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buzz saw

a haircut where you shave the sides of your head
David Michael: "May I have a buzz saw?"
Watson: "Want some tools?"
David Michael: "No! A buzz saw. It's a haircut. All the guys in school have them!"
Sam: "They shave the sides of their heads".
Elizabeth: "Oh. Then, no, you may not get a buzz saw".
David Michael: "My friends think I'm a baby! I'm not cool!"
by Karen Stickney February 09, 2008
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phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue
Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
by Karen Stickney November 04, 2007
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weird

Eric says I listen to weird music. Did he mean it as a compliment or as an insult?

Hey Mike, if Eric heard the Seven Mary Three song "Times Like These", he'd think you listen to weirder music than he said about me.
by Karen Stickney June 07, 2006
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mikey

a way of saying Mike or Michael
Chrissy: I caught Jason smoking a cigarette!
Karen: I saw Mike doing the same thing yesterday, and the weird part was, Billy told him to put it out!
Carrie: Mikey!
by Karen Stickney August 20, 2006
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life ain't always beautiful

a song by country singer Gary Allan that emo-haters and others who hate depressing music need to hear so they can see that life has its struggles
"Life ain't always beautiful. Tears will fall sometimes. Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful life". Face it, people. Life ain't always beautiful, so why do you have to go and diss depressing music just because the singers aren't happy all the time?
by Karen Stickney August 20, 2006
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beautiful

what every woman is, according to men like a former co-worker at my job
Me: "When you said 'I missed the beautiful women', was I anywhere on that list?"
Arthur: "All women are beautiful".
by Karen Stickney March 11, 2007
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