4 definitions by Kachilson The Wilson

1. A word that repairmen shout at their next-door neighbour if their last name is Wilson. Popularized by Tim Allen in the TV show Home Improvement.

2. A word that you should shout if you are stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a volleyball.

3. A word describing anyone named Wilson, emphasizing that their last name is Wilson.

4. The title of the 28th Presidentress.
1. WILSOOOOOON! *pounds on fence* You stole my toolkit and my toilet!!!

2. Where am I? Why is there a volleyball here? WILSOOOOOON!

3. Wait, is that Owen WILSOOOOOON!?

4. Teacher: Who was the first female president?

Me: WILSOOOOOON!

Teacher: Correct.
by Kachilson The Wilson October 25, 2023
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Acronym for “Words Of Wilson”.

A word said by an excited/surprised/amazed Wilson brother.
Luke Wilson watched Cameron Diaz flip her hair and said “Wow”.
by Kachilson The Wilson October 25, 2023
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At the speed of a Wilson brother.

Usually Owen, who is speed himself.

Sonic the Hedgehog thinks that he is speed, that he is sonic or supersonic, but Lightning McQueen is driven by Owen Wilson.
I was pulled over for driving at a Wilsonic speed. I told them it’s fine if my last name is Wilson.
by Kachilson The Wilson October 25, 2023
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The noise made when lightning strikes someone named Wilson.

The Wilson brothers say “wow” a lot, and they also say “Wilson” a lot, since their last names are Wilson. Lightning makes the noise “kachow”, and Owen Wilson says “kachow” when he turns into a racecar, Lightning McQueen. The existence of “Wow” and “Wilson”, indicates the existence of “Kachow” and “Kachilson”.
*KACHILSON!*

Oh no! Are my next door neighbours, the Wilsons, all right?
by Kachilson The Wilson October 25, 2023
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