3 definitions by Justice S. Erved
Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.
by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010
A celebrity who is famous for nothing more than spending a successful parents money. They prance around doing D list VH1 spots and making an ass of themselves. Look for fake blond hair, fake boobs, eyelashes and a voice that sounds like a baby hooker.
To fend off a celebutaunt, point out the nearest guy in a nice suit and watch them swarm. Run for your life.
To fend off a celebutaunt, point out the nearest guy in a nice suit and watch them swarm. Run for your life.
by Justice S. Erved February 6, 2010
by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010