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Someone who tries to cause as much drama and havoc as they possibly can purely for their own entertainment. A chaos whore will do almost anything to cause chaos in their nearby environment depending on how bored they are; they will destroy friendships, ruin lives, and burn down nations simply for the thrill of the drama it creates. Chaos whores will go as far as to lie, steal, cheat, kill, and sabotage just to entertain themselves. Stay safe out there, folks!
Zack: Did you hear the rumors?
Ellen: What rumors?
Zack: That Jack killed Tashira!
Ellen: And who told you that?
Zack: Kevin, he said Jack told him he did it.
Ellen: You believed Kevin? That fucking chaos whore lies all the time!
Ellen: What rumors?
Zack: That Jack killed Tashira!
Ellen: And who told you that?
Zack: Kevin, he said Jack told him he did it.
Ellen: You believed Kevin? That fucking chaos whore lies all the time!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 11, 2021
Get the Chaos whore mug.A phrase used to acknowledge something obvious that another has been missing, similar in nature to "Use your head" or "Read between the lines."
Darth Vader: No, I am your father!
Luke: No, that`s not true, that`s impossible!!
Darth Vader: Carry the 1, Luke, I thought it was obvious!
Luke: No, that`s not true, that`s impossible!!
Darth Vader: Carry the 1, Luke, I thought it was obvious!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic June 20, 2021
Get the Carry the 1 mug.A stupid made -up word by the government for people who`s will they don`t recognize, the reason that porn and other such things have retarded things called age restrictions on them. If such restrictions were implemented based on maturity, knowledge, and ability instead of age (with the exception of smoking, vaping, and drinking), this world would be a much greater place.
Zack: Yo, can I buy this condom?
Cashier: Sorry, you can`t buy this, you`re a minor.
Zack: So the fuck what? That doesn`t matter, I can be responsible!
Cashier: Well, I wish I could let you, but if I did, I`d be jailed for life.
Cashier: Sorry, you can`t buy this, you`re a minor.
Zack: So the fuck what? That doesn`t matter, I can be responsible!
Cashier: Well, I wish I could let you, but if I did, I`d be jailed for life.
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 16, 2021
Get the Minor mug.To perform cunnilingus while the receiver is on their period, like how a vampire sucks blood. This act, if performed right, can be a very erotic experience and can even get rid of stress and menstrual pain!!
Fred: Yo! Where in da hell were you last night??
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 3, 2021
Get the Vampiring mug.Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021
Get the Jerkless January mug.Fly 13 (Verb): To engage in any; whether subtle or outright, act or display of incest.
The 13 refers to the number of stars on the Confederate (CSA) flag, which in recent years has been memed as a symbol of incestuous deeds, as well as a number of other redneck shenanigans that typically take place in America. So, to "fly 13" (Fly the flag with the thirteen stars) would mean, as a modern metaphor, to support or proudly take part in incest (Sexual acts or feelings taking place among siblings or close relatives).
The 13 refers to the number of stars on the Confederate (CSA) flag, which in recent years has been memed as a symbol of incestuous deeds, as well as a number of other redneck shenanigans that typically take place in America. So, to "fly 13" (Fly the flag with the thirteen stars) would mean, as a modern metaphor, to support or proudly take part in incest (Sexual acts or feelings taking place among siblings or close relatives).
Ellen: Fuck you Jack! Mom's gonna take us to Auschwitz if she sees the mess we've made!
Jack: Hey! You started it, I had nothing to do with this until you interfered!
Ellen: Playing innocent now? Suck my cunt!
Jack: Woah there, fly 13 I guess...
Jack: Hey! You started it, I had nothing to do with this until you interfered!
Ellen: Playing innocent now? Suck my cunt!
Jack: Woah there, fly 13 I guess...
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic December 25, 2022
Get the Fly 13 mug.FUCKED_UP_SHIT!... Alright, porn-watchers, that may offend you but the sad truth is that porn didn`t used to be this way. Porn actually used to be erotic and worth masturbating to. Now all it is is shit like "blonde slut chokes on big cock" or "mom fucks son" or either fucking INCEST or sex slavery which in my opinion is pretty fucked up. I mean only the stuff made by the big porn companies is fucked up. As DopamineReceptors (author on Urban Dictionary) says, "people in porn have low IQs". She/he was referencing how a woman in porn will just suck on a dick that was in her ass 10 seconds ago! This is why amateur porn is valued, it`s the real shit. It`s not fake and it doesn`t body shame people, it`s worth masturbating to. Amateur porn isn`t made by the porn industry and therefore is not evil.
Tashira: Damn, I wish I was as hot as that pornstar…
Kevin: Tashira, are you watching porn again? You know that shit`s fake! Those pornstars are like 70% plastic and put a hell of a lot of makeup on, it`s fake shit. You are perfect just the way you are!
Tashira: I guess you`re right, I don`t need this porn anyway!
Tashira: Did she just vomit? WTF!
Kevin: Tashira, are you watching porn again? You know that shit`s fake! Those pornstars are like 70% plastic and put a hell of a lot of makeup on, it`s fake shit. You are perfect just the way you are!
Tashira: I guess you`re right, I don`t need this porn anyway!
Tashira: Did she just vomit? WTF!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 14, 2020
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