JustAnotherGuy's definitions

We Need to Sit Down and Think About This

A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."

Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"

Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."

Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."

by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010

Queen of Hearts

The worst kind of friend, the Queen of Hearts refers to any woman who tries to upstage the bride at a wedding by wearing something unbelievably eye-catching - typically "that sexy red dress" or something similar. The Queen of Hearts is a total cunt, and if anyone pulled a similar move at her wedding it would likely trigger the apocalypse. The best way to deal with the Queen of Hearts is to inform her - in the center of the dance floor with everyone watching - that the bachelor party is in the next room over. Failing that, you can always resort to hitting her with an Assembly-safe Shuriken.

"We went to Dan and Molly's wedding Saturday, and her friend Mora pulled a total Queen of Hearts - she showed up in a red dress with more frills than a Congressman's health insurance."

by JustAnotherGuy March 30, 2010

Sock-Stuffer

A jerkoff. Derived from the fact that he has sex with socks and the crevices between couch cushions (perhaps both at the same time) because he's a dillhole. Not to be confused with a snake-maker.

Jack always brags about how many women he banged over the weekend, but everyone in his class knows he's just a sock-stuffer.

by JustAnotherGuy October 16, 2012

Wheat Thins and Beer

A poor replacement for breakfast, originating in the Anthrax song "Milk." Toss some wheat thins in a bowl, pour beer in it, and eat like it's cereal. Just remember the Anthrax lyrics when you try it.

"I'll just have Wheat Thins and Beer,
If I get sick the toilet is near!"

by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005

Fuck-thirty

Refers to a half-hour after sex. If you did your job right, your girl will still be clinging to you at Fuck-thirty, or if you did an outstanding job, she'll be asking for an encore performance around Fuck-thirty.

Jeff knew the deed was done right when his girl woke him up at Fuck-thirty just to say "I love you."

by JustAnotherGuy October 19, 2012

Chicken Surprise

How the wait staff refers to Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers and Spinach Vomit-bombs at weddings; when the guests ask what one of these disgusting hors d'oeuvres is, the wait staff will say "Chicken Surprise." What happens next usually results in the waiter getting written up or even fired, but it's usually worth it.

Obnoxious Guest: "Hey, what's this thing here?"
Waiter: "Chicken Surprise."
Obnoxious Guest: "Hmph, this doesn't taste like it's chicken."
Waiter, with a fuck-you smile: "Surprise."

by JustAnotherGuy March 18, 2010

Knuckle Fucker

1. Slang term used for any male douchebag who is rude, disrespectful, belligerent, violent, angst-filled or otherwise aggravating on account of the fact that he can't get laid.

2. Any young male whose only real use is pumping protein samples into socks or garbage pails.

3. A griefer in an MMO.

1. "Hey knuckle fucker, sit down and shut the hell up, and stop making a scene because you're a limp-dicked little douchebag that couldn't get his dick wet if he jumped in a fucking lake."

2. Tuef, Bum, Toneslice, Noobslice, etc.

3. "I'm trying to get my gear fixed but there's some knuckle fucker spawn camping the repair guy." Also see #2.

by JustAnotherGuy July 1, 2008