Just Another Retarded Anon's definitions

Fraternity Man

An insecure, narcissistic, vain, binge drinking, freeloading, chain smoking sack of shit. Has no actual desire to be educated. Generally views sex as the be-all end-all of life, and as such, fraternity "men" devote most of their time towards nailing as many drunk women/men as possible. All while wanting people to believe that they are intelligent and studious when in actuality they are anything but.

Elliot Rodger is a perfect example of a "Fraternity Man"

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016

Sociopath

A word that's thrown around an awful lot these days. Originally reserved for very sick, antisocial individuals, people are now branded "sociopaths" for minor transgressions. A dandified way of calling somebody an asshole, if you will.

Often seen in use on Reddit and Tumblr.

Person A: Did you just double-dip that chip??
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: You're not allowed to do that.
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: Sociopath!

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 26, 2016

Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016

Linux

The OS equivalent of a hybrid car.

Q: How do you know if someone has Linux on their computer?
A: They tell you.

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016

Frat Cunt

An insecure, narcissistic, vain, binge drinking, freeloading, chain smoking sack of shit. Has no actual desire to be educated. Generally views sex as the be-all end-all of life, and as such, they devote most of their time towards nailing as many drunk women/men as possible. All while wanting people to believe that they are intelligent and studious when in actuality they are anything but.

Elliot Rodger is a good example of a frat cunt's mindset.

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016

The Walking Dead

A mediocre television series that has somehow amassed great popularity. Features lame acting and even worse special effects.

Person A: Did you hear about Glenn's death on The Walking Dead?
Person B: Yeah, for a moment I mistook it for a ketchup commercial though.

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 27, 2016

Fraternity Man

An insecure, narcissistic, vain, binge drinking, freeloading, chain smoking sack of shit. Has no actual desire to be educated. Generally views sex as the be-all end-all of life, and as such, devotes most of his time towards nailing as many drunk women/men as possible. All while wanting people to believe that he is intelligent and studious when in actuality he is anything but.

Elliot Rodger is a good example of a "Fraternity Man"

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016