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A shitty mediocre operating system by Microsoft. Pretty much all of its "features" are directly recycled from Windows 7 OR are designed for those who couldn't be trusted to screw in a light bulb. Oh, and this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!!
They'll know who you are!
They'll know who you are!
Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Ten!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016
Get the Windows Ten mug.A word that's thrown around an awful lot these days. Originally reserved for very sick, antisocial individuals, people are now branded "sociopaths" for minor transgressions. A dandified way of calling somebody an asshole, if you will.
Often seen in use on Reddit and Tumblr.
Often seen in use on Reddit and Tumblr.
Person A: Did you just double-dip that chip??
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: You're not allowed to do that.
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: Sociopath!
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: You're not allowed to do that.
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: Sociopath!
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 26, 2016
Get the Sociopath mug.Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016
Get the Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket mug.An insecure, narcissistic, vain, binge drinking, freeloading, chain smoking sack of shit. Has no actual desire to be educated. Generally views sex as the be-all end-all of life, and as such, they devote most of their time towards nailing as many drunk women/men as possible. All while wanting people to believe that they are intelligent and studious when in actuality they are anything but.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016
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A bunch of children who believe themselves to be incredibly intelligent and enlightened simply because they begged their parents to buy them a $1000 graphics card.
A bunch of children who believe themselves to be incredibly intelligent and enlightened simply because they begged their parents to buy them a $1000 graphics card.
Building a PC is not mentally challenging and if you think it is, then you, my friend, are among the "peasants".
Common PC Master Race posts:
"DAE consoles suck?!??!?!!???!!!11!!one"
"muh gtx 1080!"
"Intel i7 or go home"
"I'm a virgin, but I have enough RAM to fuck multiple girls at once"
"I'll probably get mine watercooled"
"Is it strange that I jerk off to my graphics card?"
Common PC Master Race posts:
"DAE consoles suck?!??!?!!???!!!11!!one"
"muh gtx 1080!"
"Intel i7 or go home"
"I'm a virgin, but I have enough RAM to fuck multiple girls at once"
"I'll probably get mine watercooled"
"Is it strange that I jerk off to my graphics card?"
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 26, 2016
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by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016
Get the Linux mug.A mediocre television series that has somehow amassed great popularity. Features lame acting and even worse special effects.
Person A: Did you hear about Glenn's death on The Walking Dead?
Person B: Yeah, for a moment I mistook it for a ketchup commercial though.
Person B: Yeah, for a moment I mistook it for a ketchup commercial though.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 27, 2016
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