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Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016
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nofap

A community where people go to wallow in self-pity and brag about their "addiction".

It does help some people with their real life endeavors, but only through the superficial validation and amnesty for all of their wrongdoings. Nofappers believe that nothing they have ever done is their fault, because they are afflicted with the "addiction" of masturbation.

Needless to say, the subreddit is full of depressed people.
NoFap is ironically the biggest circlejerk on Reddit.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 7, 2016
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PC Master Race

The term was coined satirically, but (un)surprisingly it's become a real circlejerk on Reddit.

A bunch of children who believe themselves to be incredibly intelligent and enlightened simply because they begged their parents to buy them a $1000 graphics card.
Building a PC is not mentally challenging and if you think it is, then you, my friend, are among the "peasants".

Common PC Master Race posts:

"DAE consoles suck?!??!?!!???!!!11!!one"

"muh gtx 1080!"

"Intel i7 or go home"

"I'm a virgin, but I have enough RAM to fuck multiple girls at once"

"I'll probably get mine watercooled"

"Is it strange that I jerk off to my graphics card?"
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 26, 2016
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Reverse Fleshlight Ass Fuck

As the name subtly implies, this is a masturbatory act consisting of putting your fleshlight where the sun does not shine.
Soloman was bored at work, so he excused himself to the lavatory then Reverse Fleshlight Ass Fuck.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016
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The Walking Dead

A mediocre television series that has somehow amassed great popularity. Features lame acting and even worse special effects.
Person A: Did you hear about Glenn's death on The Walking Dead?
Person B: Yeah, for a moment I mistook it for a ketchup commercial though.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 27, 2016
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Frat Cunt

An insecure, narcissistic, vain, binge drinking, freeloading, chain smoking sack of shit. Has no actual desire to be educated. Generally views sex as the be-all end-all of life, and as such, they devote most of their time towards nailing as many drunk women/men as possible. All while wanting people to believe that they are intelligent and studious when in actuality they are anything but.
Elliot Rodger is a good example of a frat cunt's mindset.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016
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Linux

The OS equivalent of a hybrid car.
Q: How do you know if someone has Linux on their computer?
A: They tell you.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016
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