12 definitions by JukeJointJezebel
A shitty "coffee shop" for people who don't really enjoy coffee, but would like to have the sterotypical image of a sophisticated coffee drinker.
More of the quarrell with Starbucks should not be in the fact that their customers are pathetic douchebags(thats a given) but that they dont even sell coffee.
A true coffee drinker owns a normal no-frills Mr.Coffee brewer, and purchases their own bag of beans or grounds to brew at home. The price of entire bag of decent coffee grounds from the grocery store is nearly the same price as one shitty drink at Starbucks. 98% of the drinks on the menu at Starbucks do not even contain coffee. Instead, the menu is filled with overpriced sugary teeth-rotting cold milkshakes that are given retarted names such as frappacino, mochachino, bananacino, etc. Their lates` and cappucinos are just cups of hot milk. Ask for another shot of espresso and you will be charged. Starbucks is a sham.
More of the quarrell with Starbucks should not be in the fact that their customers are pathetic douchebags(thats a given) but that they dont even sell coffee.
A true coffee drinker owns a normal no-frills Mr.Coffee brewer, and purchases their own bag of beans or grounds to brew at home. The price of entire bag of decent coffee grounds from the grocery store is nearly the same price as one shitty drink at Starbucks. 98% of the drinks on the menu at Starbucks do not even contain coffee. Instead, the menu is filled with overpriced sugary teeth-rotting cold milkshakes that are given retarted names such as frappacino, mochachino, bananacino, etc. Their lates` and cappucinos are just cups of hot milk. Ask for another shot of espresso and you will be charged. Starbucks is a sham.
Me: hi, can I get a cup of regular drip coffee please?
Starbucks employee: Excuse me, what? This is Starbucks. We dont serve that here.
Starbucks employee: Excuse me, what? This is Starbucks. We dont serve that here.
by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006
A hilarious low-budget animated cartoon series that has been successfully making people laugh since 1998. Unlike douchebags such as Carlos Mencia, South Park's creators actually deliver their humor in an original, clever, and witty way while still inserting their political opinions.
South Park is hilarious
by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006
An African-American supermodel with a massively large head, literally as well as figuratively. Oddly enough, despite her horrible looks and rotten personality, has had a successfull career in Hollywood. Believes she is some type of diety.
by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006
A chain of mall stores where any scenester can shop for all their pre-packaged sub culture needs. Hot Topic's merchandise is poorly made, yet overpriced. Employees are generally douchebag fashioncore or emo kids who seem to "dress the part" for their job and enjoy approaching all customers entering the store in an over-friendly manner. They might address a customer with a "Hey dude" instead of a professional "Hello Mam." Some people claim they only shop there and buy sale items, however, sale items at hot topic are only bumped down to the price they should have been originally.
by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006
A greasy, insolent subhuman. A talent lacking "musician" who should be euthanized, if not, sterilized immediately. Greatly resembles a sewer rat. Is incapable of presenting himself in a clean hygenic manner. Kid Rock, as well as his fans, believe that whoring around with HIV Positive women is a proud accomplishment. Glorified white trash.
Kid Rock is a dirty, talent lacking, shit eating waste of life. People who listen to him are no better.
by JukeJointJezebel July 14, 2006