JukeJointJezebel's definitions

Seattle

The nicest city in the United States. Filled with intellectual democrats who enjoy good books, good coffee, and good conversation. The people of Seattle are generally very friendly, the city is absolutely beautiful and is easy to say has the most class and culture of any place in the U.S. Portland comes in 2nd.

Everyone wishes they were from Seattle.

by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006

pug

A pig that goes undercover as a dog. Pugs strongly resemble swine when you consider their smashed in faces, curled tails, loaf shaped bodies, and excessive snorting. Pugs are adored by many due to the "it's so ugly that its cute" effect. Pugs are affectionate creatures, but this is due to their lack of intelligence. Their brains are not complex enough to exhibit discretion, therefore they are known as extremely affection creatures who will jump and hump on anything that moves. Annoying dogs.

My friend has a pug, and one time it took a poo on the coffee table in the living room! (No joke.)

by JukeJointJezebel April 19, 2008

burger king

Another fast food chain selling fat injections for 3.99. Higher dose fat injection available for 50 cent more. Burnt hamburger patties, wilted lettuce, excessive use of mayonaise, and intentionally stale french fries featured here.

Friend: Hey, want to eat at Burger King today?

Me: Mouth full of charcoal? I'll pass..

by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006

east coast

The eastern half of the country that needs to be disinfected. Spray this land with some bleach and scrub it down! BLEH! Not even in comparison to the west coast, the east coast is overpopulated, filthy, smelly, and packed to the brim with some of the most unpleasant and unfriendly people you will ever meet. It holds no natural beauty, unless you count brown water beaches and the Appalachian "mountains", which are really just large hills. The East Coast is home to such swamps as D.C, NYC, and Philadelphia. These cities are the largest havens for crack addicts and bums. The east coast has contributed historically to America but that's it. It gives the rest of America a bad name.

Tourist: "excuse me, could you tell me the time?"

East Coast resident: "WHADDYA TALKIN' ABOUT, YA SCHUMUCK!?! GO GET A WATCH!"

Tourist: I'm going to California for vacation next summer!

by JukeJointJezebel April 23, 2008

South Park

A hilarious low-budget animated cartoon series that has been successfully making people laugh since 1998. Unlike douchebags such as Carlos Mencia, South Park's creators actually deliver their humor in an original, clever, and witty way while still inserting their political opinions.

South Park is hilarious

by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006