JukeJointJezebel's definitions

Kid Rock

A greasy, insolent subhuman. A talent lacking "musician" who should be euthanized, if not, sterilized immediately. Greatly resembles a sewer rat. Is incapable of presenting himself in a clean hygenic manner. Kid Rock, as well as his fans, believe that whoring around with HIV Positive women is a proud accomplishment. Glorified white trash.

Kid Rock is a dirty, talent lacking, shit eating waste of life. People who listen to him are no better.

by JukeJointJezebel July 15, 2006

pug

A pig that goes undercover as a dog. Pugs strongly resemble swine when you consider their smashed in faces, curled tails, loaf shaped bodies, and excessive snorting. Pugs are adored by many due to the "it's so ugly that its cute" effect. Pugs are affectionate creatures, but this is due to their lack of intelligence. Their brains are not complex enough to exhibit discretion, therefore they are known as extremely affection creatures who will jump and hump on anything that moves. Annoying dogs.

My friend has a pug, and one time it took a poo on the coffee table in the living room! (No joke.)

by JukeJointJezebel April 19, 2008

Seattle

The nicest city in the United States. Filled with intellectual democrats who enjoy good books, good coffee, and good conversation. The people of Seattle are generally very friendly, the city is absolutely beautiful and is easy to say has the most class and culture of any place in the U.S. Portland comes in 2nd.

Everyone wishes they were from Seattle.

by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006

burger king

Another fast food chain selling fat injections for 3.99. Higher dose fat injection available for 50 cent more. Burnt hamburger patties, wilted lettuce, excessive use of mayonaise, and intentionally stale french fries featured here.

Friend: Hey, want to eat at Burger King today?

Me: Mouth full of charcoal? I'll pass..

by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006

South Park

A hilarious low-budget animated cartoon series that has been successfully making people laugh since 1998. Unlike douchebags such as Carlos Mencia, South Park's creators actually deliver their humor in an original, clever, and witty way while still inserting their political opinions.

South Park is hilarious

by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006