Juan Montalvo's definitions

goldberger

The commonly used nickname of any mornonic poker player who goes on tilt when he gets bad beats against donkeys who do stupid things such as calling down his flush on the flop with low pair to catch runner runner full house.

Damn, look at how quickly he lost his chips after that fish sucked out on him! What a goldberger.

by Juan Montalvo February 9, 2006

chutch butter

The product of churning of large quantities of chutch.

Damn, Gino sure is churnin' that chutch butter!

by Juan Montalvo August 3, 2007