8 definitions by Juan Epstein

e-bubble

another name for flatulance.

3 year old girl: Daddy, i made an e-bubble.
daddy: go stand by your mom.

by Juan Epstein April 22, 2007

hashslinger

a person who calls themsef a chef but is actually a fry cook at a cheap diner.

Emeril isn't a chef. He is a hashslinger at Denny's.

by Juan Epstein May 25, 2006

helicopter

occurs when you take a big dump. the turd is so long that the counter clockwise motion of the draining water makes the turd spin like a helicopter blade. usually results in leaving horizontal streaks in the bowl.

whoosh!!! check out that helicopter!!!must be doing at least 60 rpm.

by Juan Epstein June 5, 2006

horse cack

another name for baloney.

check out Dale, he is eatign a horse cack sandwich. he must be out of money.

by Juan Epstein June 5, 2006

full crackatoa

Describes an event that has become, or gotten, way out of hand. Over the top. Something extreme.

I went to the doctor for a check-up, and received the full crackatoa instead (digital rectal exam)

by Juan Epstein May 15, 2006

fur burger

occurs when you pick a booger out of your nose, and there are nose hairs stuck in the booger. Hence, a "fur burger"

ow! i hate it when i pick my nose and i get a fur burger. it makes my eyes water.

by Juan Epstein June 5, 2006

straining

when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.

Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.

by Juan Epstein June 8, 2006