8 definitions by Jose Gomez
To instantly become wiser, interested or to getting the idea for the sake of one's feelings or interests--like a light bulb.
Jack:(smiling slyly to himself)I wonder what's in that shirt of that girl over--
Wilson:(smacking Jack across the back of his head)Turn it on, will ya?
Wilson:(smacking Jack across the back of his head)Turn it on, will ya?
by Jose Gomez March 3, 2008
A term used to expose the apparent fault or downfall of one's success, pride or dignity in a hilarious way; to be put down by one or more people.
See pawned, own3d and pawn3d
See pawned, own3d and pawn3d
What's this? Your mom took your allowance money away as punishment to spend on her lingerie? You're owned!!
by Jose Gomez June 22, 2006
Although almost impossible to be achieved or attempted, is the re-correction of one's actions or observations in a discouraging way.
(Assuming two people are drunk, one sober)
Rich: I'm tellin' ya, to dial for help is 9-11
Jack: No ya damass!! It's 9-1-2
Mick: Believe it or not, it's 9-1-1
Rich: Oh snap!, you just got flipmoded!!
Rich: I'm tellin' ya, to dial for help is 9-11
Jack: No ya damass!! It's 9-1-2
Mick: Believe it or not, it's 9-1-1
Rich: Oh snap!, you just got flipmoded!!
by Jose Gomez June 28, 2006
When someone pretends to borrow a buck or more in dollar bills and then runs off with it leaving the victim pennyless.
Sarah: Oh look, the Salvation Army is doing donations for the Christmas season.
Lenny: No stupid, it's a bum on a buck run.
(background: Woo-hoo! I'm rich! Goodbye sucker, hello Absolut!)
Lenny: No stupid, it's a bum on a buck run.
(background: Woo-hoo! I'm rich! Goodbye sucker, hello Absolut!)
by Jose Gomez October 5, 2006
An acronym of "Get The F--- Out", said to every newbie, retard and other annoying people when a person can't take it anymore.
Also, a procedure based on the acronym to avoid any arguments or problems for the victim's sake:
Go to the nearest door
*Tell them an excuse (a good one)
*Forget whatever just happened
...AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...
Out running like a mofo!
*optional, most of the time people just
go from G to O in a second
Also, a procedure based on the acronym to avoid any arguments or problems for the victim's sake:
Go to the nearest door
*Tell them an excuse (a good one)
*Forget whatever just happened
...AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...
Out running like a mofo!
*optional, most of the time people just
go from G to O in a second
Stuart: When the whale of my girlfriend came out of the closet and showed her fishnet stockings with the cottage cheese of her leg sticking out, and told me "What do you think?", I gtfo.
Jack: What did you do after that?
Stuart: Went to a doctor and asked a referral for two cheese doodles and Sprite per day.
Jack: What did you do after that?
Stuart: Went to a doctor and asked a referral for two cheese doodles and Sprite per day.
by Jose Gomez September 8, 2006
A short-lived anime(8/1/03-8/13/03)known for its crazy and confusing plot and these characters:
Naota Nandaba-a stubborn 12 year old boy who didn't see a loss of his innocence coming
Mamimi Samejima-a 17 year old girl who fondled and sweet-talked the crap out of Naota and screamed sexual frustration when her old boyfriend went off her radar.
Eri Ninamori-a rather communistic dominatrix who came close to making Naota her cat and herself the owner(in a sexual way)but gave it up
Haruko Haruhara-a 20-ish alien girl known to have whacked Naota silly with a bass guitar in search of a portal and caused citywide accidents with her Vespa
Amarao-the boss of some Earth protection agency and a real jerk with the ladies
Kitsurubami-a female officer of Amarao's agency who keep resisting Amarao's fakish charms in a "no means no!" way
Canti-a crazy robot that came out of Naota's head and became "the person of the future", even when the Atomsk comes around and is portrayed as an idol of Mamimi's worship
Kamon Nandaba-an old coot on Viagra and desperate for Haruko, is the father of Naota
Shigekuni Nandaba-a less frequent guest, he is the grandfather of Naota which does nothing but sit around and relive his good old days
Takun-Mamimi's subversive name for Naota, her black cat and almost every little thing that comes her way
Masashi and Gaku-Naota's friends and crazy cynicalists at large(Gaku sometimes get into Naota's face and accuses him of doing the fooly cooly and Naota had no knowledge of it)
Miya-Jun Miyaji Junko-Naota's teacher which has a personality that scares whatever it is inside of you
A japanese term for rubbing the woman's breasts
Naota Nandaba-a stubborn 12 year old boy who didn't see a loss of his innocence coming
Mamimi Samejima-a 17 year old girl who fondled and sweet-talked the crap out of Naota and screamed sexual frustration when her old boyfriend went off her radar.
Eri Ninamori-a rather communistic dominatrix who came close to making Naota her cat and herself the owner(in a sexual way)but gave it up
Haruko Haruhara-a 20-ish alien girl known to have whacked Naota silly with a bass guitar in search of a portal and caused citywide accidents with her Vespa
Amarao-the boss of some Earth protection agency and a real jerk with the ladies
Kitsurubami-a female officer of Amarao's agency who keep resisting Amarao's fakish charms in a "no means no!" way
Canti-a crazy robot that came out of Naota's head and became "the person of the future", even when the Atomsk comes around and is portrayed as an idol of Mamimi's worship
Kamon Nandaba-an old coot on Viagra and desperate for Haruko, is the father of Naota
Shigekuni Nandaba-a less frequent guest, he is the grandfather of Naota which does nothing but sit around and relive his good old days
Takun-Mamimi's subversive name for Naota, her black cat and almost every little thing that comes her way
Masashi and Gaku-Naota's friends and crazy cynicalists at large(Gaku sometimes get into Naota's face and accuses him of doing the fooly cooly and Naota had no knowledge of it)
Miya-Jun Miyaji Junko-Naota's teacher which has a personality that scares whatever it is inside of you
A japanese term for rubbing the woman's breasts
Yo!, last night I fooly cooly this woman and I got a mace to my face and a free night behind the slammer!
Flcl was a great show that the entire population of Baychester left town and went to Mabase, Japan.
Flcl was a great show that the entire population of Baychester left town and went to Mabase, Japan.
by Jose Gomez June 20, 2006
A situation in which leaves you in a suggestible position for painful, embarrasing and/or discouraging consequences
The prison guard's words "Don't drop the soap" was the only time he had before the inmates raped him
Crap!, I dropped the soap and my house got repo-ed. I'm totally f---ed now!
Crap!, I dropped the soap and my house got repo-ed. I'm totally f---ed now!
by Jose Gomez June 20, 2006