2 definitions by José Wanahumpalota

procrastitexting

The act of starting a conversation over text message instead of doing homework.

I didn't finish my homework last night because I was procrastitexting

by José Wanahumpalota November 8, 2011

Judging or criticizing a man because of his side burns and/or facial hair.

Jordan: Look at that dude. He's a douche bag because he has a goatee.
Garrett: Dude, Stop Side Burning

by José Wanahumpalota December 12, 2011